Mundane News

[postman]

Text message this morning our hedging order for the chocolate colour hedge is finally on it's way,arriving Friday or Saturday,i we are going to be very very busy.

 

[postman]

I actually thought it was your leader hiding behind that then

i thought it was a drunk Kevin ALDI the carrot.The CHRISTMAS must have toy.

 

[Salty seadog]

I've taken in a package from Am*%On for my next door neighbour.

(The one to the right as you stand in the street and look at the front of the houses, so don't fret over which one).

Despite my vigorous shaking of the aforementioned package, I still can't tell what's in it...

Open it and deny everything

 

[Illaveago]

I've taken in a package from Am*%On for my next door neighbour.

(The one to the right as you stand in the street and look at the front of the houses, so don't fret over which one).

Despite my vigorous shaking of the aforementioned package, I still can't tell what's in it...

Broken glass?

 

[perplexed]

Open it and deny everything

Broken glass?

Sadly, I had to sign for the bugger. And the driver put a card through their door, the bas^£"d, spoiling my fun.

Update:

The parcel is still in my porch.

The neighbour will almost certainly wait until it's bathroom time to knock on the door, assuming she doesn't wait until the first fork-full of my grub is about to enter my gob.

 

[Reynard]

The neighbour will almost certainly wait until it's bathroom time to knock on the door, assuming she doesn't wait until the first fork-full of my grub is about to enter my gob.

Yep. Classic application of Sod's Law.

 

[MikeG]

........The one to the right as you stand in the street and look at the front of the houses, so don't fret over which one....

Thanks. These sort of details are important.

When you say street, could you differentiate this from a lane, a road, a cul de sac, and a highway for us please.

 

[alicat]

Just spent 12 mins listening to a looped recorded message on the phone to the doctors to be told I need to go in and fill a form in before they deign to tell me if I need any jabs to go to Thailand.

 

[perplexed]

Thanks. These sort of details are important.

When you say street, could you differentiate this from a lane, a road, a cul de sac, and a highway for us please.

Thankfully, I am not insane enough to live on a cul de sac.

'tis a quiet-ish suburban road...

 

[postman]

not really mundane,i just want to tell you my blu ray dvd of Little Dorrit BBC drams has arrived.This is the best dvd i have ever bought off e bay.Brand new still in it's cellophane wrapping,and on testing it in the blu ray player what picture quality.Stunned to say the least what a bargain.

On further examination i have to say it is not blu ray,i have sent an e mail to seller,but it is brand new and still wrapped up and i am more than pleased with it's cost,i am going to keep it.

 

[MikeG]

........'tis a quiet-ish suburban road...

Hang on a sec. A minute ago it was a street. Now it's a road. What's going on here?

 

[perplexed]

On further examination i have to say it is not blu ray,i have sent an e mail to seller,but it is brand new and still wrapped up and i am more than pleased with it's cost,i am going to keep it.

Not 'Blue Ray', but 'Black Man Ray'. China Crisis

 

[perplexed]

Hang on a sec. A minute ago it was a street. Now it's a road. What's going on here?

Well, it's a road, but if I were going to do that new fangled dance the current crazy kids do, it'd be a street, 'cos I'd be doing 'street dance' innit?

 

[postman]

Well, it's a road, but if I were going to do that new fangled dance the current crazy kids do, it'd be a street, 'cos I'd be doing 'street dance' innit?

Did you know there are no roads in the village of Goosnargh near Preston,there are Avenues,Crescents,Drives Folds and so on but nothing as common as Roads.

 

[postman]

It is howling here in Meanwood Leeds,what a night.