Mundane News

[Pro Tour Punditry]

I do like a plate of cheese and biscuits

 

[lutonloony]

My right knee is doing a very good impression of a football. If I use it as an excuse to avoid my DIY chores, I fear Mrs LL may decide it means I should stay at home, instead of going to the pub to watch the rugby.

 

[potsy]

I think I have an in growing toe nail, being stood up for the next 12 hours may be a challenge

 

[Hugh Manatee]

Very long road trip today in the 'Back Pain Mercedes' to do of all things, my son's GCSE engineering project. Well he's doing it, I'm just getting him there!

 

[Illaveago]

For the first time in my life, I encountered "Sun-lounger Rage". I had been on it for two hours and was woken from my doze by a red faced Swiss gentleman who was screaming at me that I had stolen his special place by the pool. I couldn't take this accusation too seriously and my behaviour was not well received. He stomped off shouting about the manners of the English.

Quite a strange episode really.

I hope this didn't cause an international incident ?

 

[Illaveago]

On my ride yesterday I had a strap break on the handlebar bag I brought last August . An E-Mail to Amazo n this afternoon brought the response pack it up and send it back for a refund, just print off the labels we've provided. tonight had a 45 minute fight to persuade my ancient and temperamental printer to print the labels . I really must get round to replacing that printer.

That's not the way to treat an old printer that has given valuable service over the years. I would have thought William Caxton was due for retirement ages ago ?

 

[screenman]

I have a cold, blast.

 

[Illaveago]

Morning, not sure what the weather is doing. The ground looks dry but the cars look wet.

I think I may have over done the exercise bit . Walking into town the long way yesterday was the final straw. By the time I got to the museum for the talk about the Roman finds inthe town I was away with the fairies. It was a good job it was a repeat of a talk given last year as I wouldn't have liked to miss anything. It was a good thing I was meeting my wife there as she could give me a lift home.

 

[mybike]

I have a bruise on one of my toes. Not sure how it got there but my wife did manage to step on my toes twice yesterday.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

That's not the way to treat an old printer that has given valuable service over the years. I would have thought William Caxton was due for retirement ages ago ?

. The thing ain't worked properly for a couple of years, but I hardly use it so it's hard to justify spending money on a replacement.

 

[slowmotion]

I hope this didn't cause an international incident ?

I haven't been escorted to the airport on a stretcher and bundled on to a plane so far.

 

[slowmotion]

And the other party?

Judging by his demeanour, I think he managed to escape from his straight jacket shortly before his world-class rant.

 

[classic33]

I have a cold, blast.

Ice cream

 

[Maverick Goose]

I found a Kilner jar for a couple of squids in one of the local charity shops ...some more chutney making beckons, and maybe some Marmalade too.

 

[slowmotion]

Too much Hürlimaan's.

He looked like a yoga and meditation type rather than a beer man. I think I might have comprehensively disturbed his spiritual equilibrium