Mundane News

[HertzvanRental]

no it isn't

I would never argue with a lady!

 

[Lullabelle]

I would never argue with a lady!

 

[raleighnut]

Merlot had a small taste of the meat in the pie nothing else.

Nice name for a cat, we've got a Merlin (big black part oriental lad) but he arrived with the name as a 5 month old rescue/rehome moggie.
He'd have gone crazy for the cheese.

 

[Maverick Goose]

I bought some Japanese sheets on Friday which were 5 x 4 inches and packed in a green box.

 

[mybike]

I would never argue with a lady!

Lady?

I've just spent a happy half hour working out how to change the dates on some photos in Linux. Discovered another drawback to my 99p camera, it forgets the date and time when the battery runs down.

 

[TVC]

Lady?

I've just spent a happy half hour working out how to change the dates on some photos in Linux. Discovered another drawback to my 99p camera, it forgets the date and time when the battery runs down.

Are you suggesting my wife isn't a lady?

 

[mybike]

Are you suggesting my wife isn't a lady?

Are you a Lord?

 

[vernon]

The football cat from next door is sitting on our shed roof.

Kick it off then.

 

[Large]

I have just bought one of those t-shirt folder thingies as used by Sheldon in The Big Bang Theory

 

[potsy]

The food looks wonderful, but you're cutlery is the wrong way round!!

And you seem to have added a few extra presses of the keyboard

 

[Hill Wimp]

I forgot to put my jewellery on this morning, i feel naked.

 

[andytheflyer]

The glass door on the 20 year old top oven in the kitchen has just 'exploded' when I opened it. Went off like a bomb. Glass fragments (remember Triplex windscreens?) everywhere. Cut leg too. Amazingly, can still get a new door, but almost 1/3 of the cost of a new oven.

New oven time then. That wasn't in the budget......

Pulled out the oven to disconnect ready for the new oven to be delivered today. Unscrewed cover plate to terminal block to discover furry foreign body. And I do mean, body.

A mouse had crawled in somehow (can't see any hole it could have got through) in the dim and distant past and most unwisely touched both live and neutral terminals. It would have been an enlivening experience, briefly, very briefly, before the RCD had shutdown the circuit. I don't remember when though.

 

[numbnuts]

Pulled out the oven to disconnect ready for the new oven to be delivered today. Unscrewed cover plate to terminal block to discover furry foreign body. And I do mean, body.

A mouse had crawled in somehow (can't see any hole it could have got through) in the dim and distant past and most unwisely touched both live and neutral terminals. It would have been an enlivening experience, briefly, very briefly, before the RCD had shutdown the circuit. I don't remember when though.

That's shocking.........OK I'll get me coat

 

[andytheflyer]

That's shocking.........OK I'll get me coat

It's OK @numbnuts, somebody had to!

 

[TVC]

M&S have got their Christmas stuff in