Mundane News

[colly]

My daughter just gave me her nice phone.

Edit: She is an absolute sweetheart...............just thought I would let you know.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I just woke up to find @Mad Doug Biker still hasn't posted anything funny today.

I didn't know MDB had ever posted anything funny.

Oi, oi! What is this??

I'm relatively new here so don't know his track record... I didn't have any funny current evidence to go on either.

Speak for yourself!

The 'Post a lie thread' is hard work you know, you run out of ideas, you end up bouncing off others, and feel like you need to leave, but can't as you are waiting for the next post, that new post, that better that's just round the corner, that post where you might just actually be able to say something half decent towards it!

 

[IDMark2]

Oi, oi! What is this??

It was her...

Speak for yourself!

I do..
Oh hang on, for myself..nah, don't do that.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

It was her...

Yeah right!

I do..
Oh hang on, for myself..nah, don't do that.

Same as me, I always need a responsible adult around too!

 

[welsh dragon]

It was her...

I do..
Oh hang on, for myself..nah, don't do that.

Thanks Mr ID. Throw me to the dogs why don't you. Charming.

 

[PeteXXX]

The lady sitting next to me at the blood donoring place is chewing and crunching at her fingernails.
I might have to bop her upside the head with my library book if one of us isn't called soon

 

[HertzvanRental]

I've been polishing my stem.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Thanks Mr ID. Throw me to the dogs why don't you. Charming.

You have just dented my confidence too you know!

 

[welsh dragon]

You have just dented my confidence too you know!

Now you know how funny I think you are really MDB

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Now you know how funny I think you are really MDB

You realise that can be read two ways!!

 

[IDMark2]

The 'Post a lie thread' is hard work you know, you run out of ideas

Sometimes somebody else does the work for you..

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Sometimes somebody else does the work for you..

Yeah, but much as I slag Rockaay, I know he is only human too!

 

[Lullabelle]

The new IKEA catalogue arrived today

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The new IKEA catalogue arrived today

Rock And Roll!!

 

[IDMark2]

The new IKEA catalogue arrived today

How long did it take to put together?