Mundane News

[numbnuts]

I'm having my garage roof done again !!!
<breaks into song>
Their fixing a hole where the rain gets in
And stops my mind from wandering
Where it will go.........

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

I'm hungry. I ate lunch at 11am. This diet is no fun!

 

[mybike]

Probably the best type of telephone conference to have!

In my experience most of those on such a conference have their phone on speaker/mute and are busily doing something else.

 

[mybike]

No meal moths in the trap still. Perhaps we've seen the last of them!

 

[tyred]

My glasses need cleaned.

 

[mybike]

My glasses need cleaned.

You clean your glasses?

 

[Maverick Goose]

I just put the dishwasher on.

 

[tyred]

I just put the dishwasher on.

Give me a shout when it's done so I can retrieve my glasses. I'm sure they'll come out nice and shiny.

 

[tyred]

You clean your glasses?

Yes, I put them in Mav G's dishwasher to give them a good clean

 

[slowmotion]

Still hurting after my fall yesterday!


Mouse?

Yes indeed. He has a big appetite for porridge.

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

Yes indeed. He has a big appetite for porridge.

When we lived in the lake district, one field mouse had a huge appetite for shreddies for some reason! we had even put them on the top shelf thinking they would be out of reach, only he came down from the ceiling, directly into the packet and had to chew his way out through the bottom of the box!

 

[numbnuts]

I thought it was Friday today, I had fish so it's fish again tomorrow.

 

[welsh dragon]

I just put the dishwasher on.

Does it fit? Or is it a bit big.

 

[vernon]

My butler has just cleaned my monocle.

My butler has just cleaned my wife's lorgnettes.

 

[Lullabelle]

POWER!!!!

Oh yes