Mundane News

[PeteXXX]

Only one!! You must be yolking..

 

[numbnuts]

Only 1 egg again this morning

Show them a packet of Paxo they will start laying again

 

[tyred]

Paperwork and form filling is a pain in the arse.

 

[Maverick Goose]

Yes and it's only £1,24 a bottle at Aldi!

Gie it some Aldi as they say North of The Wall!

 

[PeteXXX]

I'm making bread & butter pudding

 

[Lullabelle]

Seriously




http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/201...ace-anti-ageing_n_6650910.html?ncid=webmail13

 

[mybike]

Seriously

Shaving is the invention of the Devil.

 

[classic33]

Stuff that

It'll take more than one packet!

 

[Lullabelle]

Shaving is the invention of the Devil.

It's bad enough having to do legs and underarms, don't want to do my face as well

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

Seriously




http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/201...ace-anti-ageing_n_6650910.html?ncid=webmail13

There's one line in that's even more alarming

As far as we're concerned, we already spend enough time shaving our legs, armpits and vaginas.

 

[Lullabelle]

There's one line in that's even more alarming

We are constantly advised to colour, wax, tan and smother ourselves in make up. It must be 1 hell of a shock for a guy the first time he sees his 'immaculate' lady without make up and with fur on her legs

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

We are constantly advised to colour, wax, tan and smother ourselves in make up. It must be 1 hell of a shock for a guy the first time he sees his 'immaculate' lady without make up and with fur on her legs

That's not normally referred to by that name!

 

[Lullabelle]

That's not normally referred to by that name!

By immaculate I meant well dressed and made up, I didn't mean a vajazzle

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

The dog has decided he rather sit outside in the dawn than inside with me this morning...


But the ducks are back to laying 2 eggs so all is well with the world again!

 

[Mireystock]

My feet are blinkin' cold.