Mundane News

[Aperitif]

We have a group of volunteers who put up and look after hanging baskets around our way, lovely they are too

Your volunteers ought to sell a few. Then they could be part of the hang 'em and flog 'em brigade.

 

[numbnuts]

 

[HertzvanRental]

Stupid Postman woke up this morning thinking it was Saturday,i changed the bed.It was only while i was shaving i thought just a min,we have not been to the Supermarket this week.Oh dear,Is there hope for me.

Probably not, but your on a road well-travelled!!

 

[TVC]

The car passed its MOT.

 

[TVC]

@coffeejo do we need to send you a lifeboat yet?

 

[coffeejo]

@coffeejo do we need to send you a lifeboat yet?

Might be a good idea. Can you make sure it's fully stocked with chocolate?

 

[GM]

My ears need disinfecting, I've been forced to listen to radio 1 all morning. Glad we finished early!

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

Some dastardly insect has been stealing blood from my right knee while I was asleep. It's left me with a sore bump.

A quote from my journal of several years ago...

We were up and out surprisingly early. Whilst cycling along the dirt road towards the E45, Stuart had one of his 'conversations' again. We often joke about following each other and when we are cycling alongside each other sometimes have these little 'private' jokes with each other, (are you following me? - Yes. Oh, OK then ). ...
Me - So what brings you here then?
OH- The midges.
Me - Oh - are you studying them?
OH- No, I think they are studying me. They keep taking lots of tiny blood samples from me, (pause). What brings you here then?
Me - ....

We never did find out the results of the survey

 

[ACS]

Just ordered some new pedals. Should arrive next week.

 

[Lullabelle]

The duvet cover and a few other items are in the washing machine ready for tomorrow morning.

 

[Lullabelle]

Not going to hang them out to dry this afternoon?

 

[mybike]

Stupid Postman woke up this morning thinking it was Saturday,i changed the bed.It was only while i was shaving i thought just a min,we have not been to the Supermarket this week.Oh dear,Is there hope for me.

Shaving?

{sorry, wasn't paying attention}

 

[HertzvanRental]

Off to serve in the shop at the allotments. Very windy.

 

[TVC]

Two of my clan members on Boom Beach are getting married today, to each other.

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

My husband has just set out (alone) to go car hunting.
It is the first time he has done this alone in 20 odd years!