Mundane News

[potsy]

Someone's hacked spotty's account!

Today I have only had one pie, some soup and about to have my tea


Plus a couple of timeouts and a packet of Discos or two

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Definitely not that one.

They will.

I'm dreading that. Poison was the last resort and I know it's a risk.

 

[coffeejo]

I'm dreading that. Poison was the last resort and I know it's a risk.

They don't smell for long...

 

[tyred]

I rode to the bank, realised I had forgotten the <bleep> cheque and had to ride home again to get it and arrived back in time to join a queue

 

[hopless500]

I see Brad Pitt is on the market again


Angelina has filed for divorce.

Ladies form an orderly queue please

All yours. I'll take George Clooney

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

They don't smell for long...

This is a consolation. A very small one.

 

[coffeejo]

This is a consolation. A very small one.

 

[Illaveago]

My wife and I have just been sampling some posh chocolates that our daughter bought for us. They are carp, a bit like brown wall plaster, we would have much preferred cheap ones.

 

[Hill Wimp]

All yours. I'll take George Clooney

Ok i have his coffee maker so im happy.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Ok i have his coffee maker so im happy.

Have you got George Foreman's grill as well?

 

[mybike]

Sausage & mash night, all homemade of course, maybe even add a drop of gravy for the full northern experience

FTFY

 

[TVC]

 

[GM]

I've just down loaded 400 songs onto my new super duper phone......another 400 to do later after diner

 

[Spinney]

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The look of love

When I see/hear about William Hague I always think of this clip.

 

[Salty seadog]

When I see/hear about William Hague I always think of this clip.

Gotta love political satire...