Mundane News

[Puddles]

Wot the whole of Leicester?

The helicopters are starting to turn up and the roads are getting very busy, I'm happy to stay clear.

Well that might seem like an impossible feat, but I am sure you are most capable

My totally unsuitable headwear according to disgusted of Sandwich.

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Tsk You need a proper reversible bucket hat so you do!


I have had the largest model out of the box.... he helped so much by pulling faces such as these

 

[Lullabelle]

Thought for the day: live... like someone has left the gate open.

 

[Hill Wimp]

One for Vernon

 

[hopless500]

My totally unsuitable headwear according to disgusted of Sandwich.

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Who've you been upsetting?

 

[Hill Wimp]

Who've you been upsetting?

I was sitting on a bench minding my own business when two lycra clad mid 40yr old twerps pulled up and sat on the bench next to me. We got chatting as you do when one of them came out with the line

"I like your hat but it's not really suitable head wear for cycling, you could fall off and road cycling can be pretty dangerous"

You all would have been so proud of me, not once did i mention the years i have been cycling without a helmet on roads of all types all over the world or the fact that one of their chains could do with a bloody good clean

I sat there and smiled and said " Don't the daffodils look lovely, perhaps i should pick one and put it on my handlebars "

 

[hopless500]

I was sitting on a bench minding my own business when two lycra clad mid 40yr old twerps pulled up and sat on the bench next to me. We got chatting as you do when one of them came out with the line

"I like your hat but it's not really suitable head wear for cycling, you could fall off and road cycling can be pretty dangerous"

You all would have been so proud of me, not once did i mention the years i have been cycling without a helmet on roads of all types all over the world or the fact that one of their chains could do with a bloody good clean

I sat there and smiled and said " Don't the daffodils look lovely, perhaps i should pick one and put it on my handlebars "

Well done

I'd probably not have been so well behaved

 

[hopless500]

Well done

I'd probably not have been so well behaved

Mr Hop says the correct response was 'why don't you fark off and mind your own business'
( which is kinda what I wd probably have said)

 

[Hill Wimp]

Can't see the picture, Hils.....is it a pie?

Sorry it's a pop up pie shop in the town thats been scooping up awards.

 

[Hill Wimp]

Mr Hop says the correct response was 'why don't you fark off and mind your own business'
( which is kinda what I wd probably have said)

They would have got that response had they continued in that vein but i felt sorry for them, bless.

 

[GM]

Mr Hop says the correct response was 'why don't you fark off and mind your own business'
( which is kinda what I wd probably have said)

 

[fossyant]

I've just got back from the supermarket. Only popped there for a few supplies for exams this week for my lad. Parked the car out of the way. There were oh 4 other cars in the two rows of 50 spaces. Came out, and a bloody w-panzer had reversed right up to my boot with about 6 inches spare. Why ? There were 45 other free spaces. My car is as long as yours so why do this. Oh, that's why, it's one from a 'tuning house'. Really don't drive round in "one off" Range Rovers when you live on the main road in another village in a typical semi, with both your panzers costing more than your house.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Watching a BBC 4 programme about The Silk Road here (one of 3 parts, I think).

It is so interesting, I recommend it.



.... Oh wait, it is a recording, but catch it if you like that sort of stuff!

 

[Hill Wimp]

Watching a BBC 4 programme about The Silk Road here (one of 3 parts, I think).

It is so interesting, I recommend it.

Hush, i have recorded it

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Hush, I have recorded it

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I've just got back from the supermarket. Only popped there for a few supplies for exams this week for my lad. Parked the car out of the way. There were oh 4 other cars in the two rows of 50 spaces. Came out, and a bloody w-panzer had reversed right up to my boot with about 6 inches spare. Why ? There were 45 other free spaces. My car is as long as yours so why do this. Oh, that's why, it's one from a 'tuning house'. Really don't drive round in "one off" Range Rovers when you live on the main road in another village in a typical semi, with both your panzers costing more than your house.

Wozza 'tuning house when it's at home?