Mundane News

[Jayaly]

I am so full of chocolate cake that I feel sick. I don't think my pancreas is up to treats for children on their way home from hospital any more.

 

[TVC]

Had the middle aged man MOT at the doctors this morning. I passed.

 

[mybike]

Had the middle aged man MOT at the doctors this morning. I passed.

Even on emissions?

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Currently copying my music collection to my new MP3 Player, 5000 songs, its amazing how much something so tiny will hold, its smaller than my old one, I guess I'm going to be here for a while.

 

[TVC]

I'm going out to buy a new door.

 

[TVC]

Knock knock..........

Who's there?

 

[vernon]

I've just eaten a nice pork pie from Bentley's of Pudsey.

 

[vernon]

Emergency rations.....

 

[mybike]

Eaten, past tense, there's none left.

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Emergency rations.....

Bit sunken in the middle, must be a substandard one.

 

[vernon]

Eaten, past tense, there's none left.

Wrong!

 

[vernon]

Is one of those for Fenton?

I let him sniff the bags.

 

[mybike]

Wrong!

Then it should be "I am eating" or "I will be eating" or even "I have eaten two and have one left"

 

[mybike]

Scrambled egg & bacon, since it's Saturday. The egg is not beaten but scrambled in the pan.

 

[vernon]

Scrambled egg & bacon, since it's Saturday. The egg is not beaten but scrambled in the pan.

The statement is nothing without pictures.

I'm about to have some belly pork slices. Bacon is so insubstantial.

 

[vernon]

Can I place my order now?

Too late.