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Accy cyclist
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Are you entirely mad????
Anchovies of course.
Yes but they've very salty and might affect the garlic taste. Don't you think?
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Just chuck the pizza in the bin and open that tin.
Accy cyclist
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Just chuck the pizza in the bin and open that tin.
I've gone for the anchovies, plus a chopped up red pepper i found.
slowmotion
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Splendid! I knew you were a man of impeccable taste.I've gone for the anchovies, plus a chopped up red pepper i found.
Gravity Aided
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No mushrooms, then?
In solidarity with TVC, I am having chips as well, avec sliders!
In solidarity with TVC, I am having chips as well, avec sliders!
Gravity Aided
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Yes, vegetarian sliders.......
Puddles
Do I need to get the spray plaster out?
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- Hamble, Southampton
Oi!!
I had 1 medium glass of Merlot and 2 glasses of lemonade
I now finally have in my hands a large G&T
I think I am ready-ish sort of, just the car to pack in the morning and a quick peer at the box of stock I can't get to without User76 waking up.... and then it is off to my first big show on my ownsome and not as part of the Village Market... which is a bit eekk... as with them it is no sales no cost... but this is costing.... (lots)
I have printed my pass... I am opposite the cider stall but as I am driving I think I may have to get a takeaway for the end of the day....
I have to be up in 3 hours time... I have already asked my Mum to check that if I am wearing make up I have done both eyes and not one and then wandered off because I remembered something I need to do and then never did the other one...
I am *&$%$%*$_ my pants but if it is big and scarey it means I'm alive
Puddles
Do I need to get the spray plaster out?
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- Hamble, Southampton
In an act of mundane stupidity, I poked a 5mm drill bit into the end of my middle finger. Lip and spur bits make light work of flesh when applied with sudden force. It stopped shy of the bone.
I missed a trip to A&E narrowly when cleaning fluff out of the sewing machine I turned power on so it would illuminate the area better, then hit auto sew accidently as I had the pedal lead removed... I have a small plaster... but it could have been 1/2 a finger off
stupid is in the air tonight.....
slowmotion
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At least you could stich up the wound with the tool at hand. I had to make do with a bit of kitchen roll and a length of black insulating tape. It worked a treat.I missed a trip to A&E narrowly when cleaning fluff out of the sewing machine I turned power on so it would illuminate the area better, then hit auto sew accidently as I had the pedal lead removed... I have a small plaster... but it could have been 1/2 a finger off
Puddles
Do I need to get the spray plaster out?
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No no no, I have a fear of stitches... my ex cut himself badly once then stitched himself up... came out of the bathroom and showed me the wound and I passed out... when I sliced my finger to the bone with an apple peeler/corer I did similar with kitchen roll and packing tape as I could not possible go to get it sorted as we had people coming for dinner... and also I would have probably been arested for all sorts of assualt had they insisted on stitching me...
slowmotion
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I'm amazed that you allow a sewing machine in the house....
Puddles
Do I need to get the spray plaster out?
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- Hamble, Southampton
I'm amazed that you allow a sewing machine in the house....
My mother stitched her thumb I had a fear of sewing machines till I had a few one on one lessons as I wanted to overcome it and now it is my work so sewing machines I can cope with (as long as I power off and use the torch to see whilst cleaning them from now on) Bert is a bit grumpy todya as he has been worked hard the last few weeks... Big bad is also playing up as he broke a needle and ate a few bags too this week... they can all have a nice clean and oil on Sunday... then it will be back to the grindstone for them for Barking Bonanza next weekend...
p.s. I have finished my gin... I would quite like another one but I should got to bed as I now have only 2.5 hours till I get up again...
slowmotion
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My mother had a Singer that weighed a ton, complete with hardwood drawers as a plinth. I think the arm must have been solid cast iron. She turned the handle and did stuff. I think that if it's your right hand driving the handle, you probably stop stitching your body parts quite quickly. Alas, electricity with did away that vital, self-preserving safety feature.
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