Mundane News (Part 1)

[numbnuts]

We have fireworks here it's like flipping Beirut

 

[vernon]

We have fireworks here it's like flipping Beirut

Look on the bright side.
It's still better being where you are than being in Beirut.

 

[young Ed]

lets see if i have a christmas job
Cheers Ed

 

[classic33]

I hate to disappoint you but it's actually the soles of your feet.
Now, where did I put my feather......

Thats for Deep Heat & a cough!

 

[Accy cyclist]

I bought some Polish ham yesterday."Szynka Piectona". I haven't tried it yet.

 

[TVC]

Having used Google translate, I now know Szynka Piectona is Polish for boiled ham.

 

[Shut Up Legs]

I just finished for lunch a bowl of muesli with vanilla soy milk and a chopped-up banana. Tasty and healthy .

 

[Accy cyclist]

I just finished for lunch a bowl of muesli with vanilla soy milk and a chopped-up banana. Tasty and healthy .

I just finished for lunch a bowl of muesli with vanilla soy milk and a chopped-up banana. Tasty and healthy .

Now go and get the bacon and eggs on!

 

[PeteXXX]

I baked two fruit cakes yesterday morning. There doesn't appear to be much fruit in the one I've sliced up.
What is the chance of nearly all the sultanas being in the half of the cake mix in the other tin?!

 

[classic33]

I baked two fruit cakes yesterday morning. There doesn't appear to be much fruit in the one I've sliced up.
What is the chance of nearly all the sultanas being in the half of the cake mix in the other tin?!

25% chance

 

[Archie_tect]

I can't find the Brasso under the sink.

Try looking under the stairs, it's not there either.

 

[young Ed]

i listed an old wood turning chuck on ebay yesterday
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/161470025113?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649
Cheers Ed

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I'm sat here in my cycle clothes, my fixed is stood in the kitchen ready to roll and its P****** down. it looks like my ride today might not happen.

 

[Archie_tect]

Ah, go anyway dave.... it's only a bit of water... you're waterproof.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Ah, go anyway dave.... it's only a bit of water... you're waterproof.

I know, if it was an essential trip I would just go, but its a leisure ride meant for enjoyment, and a couple of hours in the rain then sitting in a cafe dripping before another couple of hours in the rain is not going to be pleasant.