Mundane News (Part 1)

[Bryony]

I have toothache

 

[Accy cyclist]

I've just picked a crisp packet up that someone had dropped outside.

 

[classic33]

The sun is out.

 

[luckyfox]

I'm cold

 

[numbnuts]

I've been baking

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I'm cold

I'm hot

 

[Accy cyclist]

FFS it gets worse! Some pikey van had just flown up the back(probably because they've been on the rob)and knocked 2 wheelie bins(it's bin emptying day) over!

 

[GrasB]

I've just eaten an apple & I think I'll have a plumb next

 

[Accy cyclist]

It's just been on the local radio. There's a jumble sale on at a local church this afternoon.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I was cold but now I'm warm.

 

[Bryony]

I'm eating a chorizo sausage roll

 

[Keith Oates]

There's a howling gale blowing outside tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Accy cyclist]

FFS it gets worse! Some pikey van had just flown up the back(probably because they've been on the rob)and knocked 2 wheelie bins(it's bin emptying day) over!

The bin men came but left one full one behind. I took it down the back street to them,not expecting a thank you but at least an acknowledgement. Instead they snatched it off me and grumbled something non complimentary.

 

[classic33]

264 hours, the longest anyone has gone without sleep, without the aid of stimulants. Done by Randy Gardner in 1965.

 

[alicat]

264 hours, the longest anyone has gone without sleep, without the aid of stimulants. Done by Randy Gardner in 1965.

Excuse me, Classic33, but your post is 49 years late.