Mundane News (Part 1)

[Cyclopathic]

The big dog won't eat her biscuits

That's ruff.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

That's ruff.

Ah, but is it ruffage?

 

[Cyclopathic]

Ah, but is it ruffage?

Not if it's not eating it.

 

[Cyclopathic]

The big dog won't eat her biscuits

I bet she'll eat your biscuits.

 

[Smurfy]

Saw a Wartburg. First one I've ever seen.

Saw a Trabant today.

 

[postman]

The cholesterol is down from 5.8 to 4.2,who is a good boy then.

 

[numbnuts]

The big dog won't eat her biscuits

Both dogs have eaten their biscuits today that's a relief, it's a worry when your looking after someones pets ect now all I have to tell them about the large goldfish that died

 

[stephec]

You'll be the sole one!

She'll be breaming with excitement.

 

[Lullabelle]

Today my boss showed us a picture of her baby granddaughter. All babies look the same to me.

One of the women here is 51 years old and has 7 grand children. Her daughter came in today with her 2 week old daughter, she already has 4 boys. I couldn't help wondering if she had ever thought of doing something with her life instead of having 5 kids and living off the state.

 

[stephec]

Today my boss showed us a picture of her baby granddaughter. All babies look the same to me..

I once told someone that all babies look like Winston Churchill, she didn't see the funny side for some reason.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I once told someone that all babies look like Winston Churchill, she didn't see the funny side for some reason.

Maybe cos Goodluck Jonathon was the father.........

 

[Phoenix Lincs]

I'm hungry

 

[classic33]

Its dark outside & the street lights have failed.

 

[tyred]

I once told someone that all babies look like Winston Churchill, she didn't see the funny side for some reason.

They smoke cigars and drink gin?

 

[tyred]

I had my dance class tonight and I can still smell my instructor's perfume on my hands even though I have washed them several times. It's making me sick.