Mundane News (Part 1)

[postman]

Just going into Headingley for a lartay with a friend.How posh is that.Headingley is the place to be seen.Oh retirement is soo rewarding.

 

[numbnuts]

I need milk and some fig rolls

 

[JoeyB]

Kettle is on

 

[Cyclopathic]

One of the big gold fish has died

Oh don't carp on.

 

[Cyclopathic]

I've just had a bath and now I fancy some breakfast.

Save time by dropping some noodles into a hot bath. By the time the bath is cool enough to get in the noodles will be cooked to perfection and you can slurp them down whilst bathing.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Save time by dropping some noodles into a hot bath. By the time the bath is cool enough to get in the noodles will be cooked to perfection and you can slurp them down whilst bathing.

Cous cous in the shower is far quicker.

 

[numbnuts]

I've just taken the dogs for a walk

 

[classic33]

Oh don't carp on.

Don't be Koi, say what you mean.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I was peeling spuds for my tea when my Good Lady walked up behind me and put something in my pocket, she had had a win on a scratch card and had shared it with me, the money is now on the mantelpiece and we are listening out for the ice cream van.

 

[Lullabelle]

I am full of cold and feel like c**p

 

[Bryony]

I need to clean my bike, it looks like I've bought home most of the dust from the paths that run through our Country Park!

 

[Saluki]

The Greyhound has sucked the bottom of the left leg of my favorite PJs It's all damp

 

[Bryony]

The tv won't turn on

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

The tv won't turn on

I had that the other day. A quick unplug, a few seconds unplugged, and it worked fine. Worth trying if you haven't already done so.

 

[Bryony]

I had that the other day. A quick unplug, a few seconds unplugged, and it worked fine. Worth trying if you haven't already done so.

Not tried that yet as the plug is really difficult to get to so I'll wait for my OH to get home and he can scrabble around on his hands and knees!! I'm now watching TV in the bedroom