Mundane News (Part 1)

[PeteXXX]

The fly flying round the room keeps landing on my leg. Every time I brush it off, it does a circuit and lands on it again.

 

[numbnuts]

I went to a funeral today, she had a wicker coffin.

 

[Bryony]

I'm waiting for my Indian takeaway to be delivered.

 

[Gravity Aided]

My dentist made a panoramic X-ray of my whole mouth. My teeth were also cleaned.
When I came home, the new extension of the cycle path to meet the path near my home was completed, so now I am connected to the main trail, I think.

 

[Deleted member 23692]

Today I witnessed a chicken crossing a road.

I stopped to enquire for what purpose it was doing so, but unfortunately a reply was not forthcoming.

I am still non the wiser

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Today I witnessed a chicken crossing a road.

I stopped to enquire for what purpose it was doing so, but unfortunately a reply was not forthcoming.

I am still non the wiser

I'm none the wiser today too.
Just knackered

 

[BigonaBianchi]

my bike stand and tools are 7 floors beneath me. My bike isn't.

 

[classic33]

Its quiet at present on here.

 

[tiswas-steve]

I've been awake since 4am due to a mysterious muscle pain just to the left, underneath my right armpit.......

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Its raining in Coventry

 

[numbnuts]

I'm not in Coventry

 

[Joshua Plumtree]

I went to a funeral today, she had a wicker coffin.

My mother said she wanted to be buried in a cardboard coffin to save money.
Turns out they're no less expensive than the wooden variety, so didn't bother.

To save even more money, I've asked my kids to just throw me off the end of Cromer Pier. Preferably when I'm dead.

 

[Bryony]

Had a yucky moment at work this morning! (You don't want to know) sometimes I hate my job!

 

[tiswas-steve]

Had a yucky moment at work this morning! (You don't want to know) sometimes I hate my job!

We want to know.....

 

[Bryony]

We want to know.....

Do you? Do you really??