Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
Slow news day
Its the ROYALS!! We should all be deliriously happy and overjoyed to pay our taxes so that we have such a fine, noble and old family as our heads of state!! We should all bow down to them, put our lives on the line for them if needed, follow their every move with reverent, hushed wonder and look down our noses at those poor sods who live in Republics.
They do such a great job for this country, especially the Tea Towel industry, they are so glorious and magnificent!!
Every Johnny Foreigner knows that they have no chance at anything against our Glorious Leaders, not ever Kim Jong Un!!
We should all be selflessly supporting our young hero's trip to show the rest of the world who is boss, I mean, what's WRONG with you people??!!
I'll get me coat.
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