Mundane News (Part 1)

[KEEF]

I have my eyes open

 

[numbnuts]

I'm not doing nothing

 

[Bryony]

I haven't had breakfast yet.

 

[JoeyB]

I dressed myself

 

[Deleted member 1258]

The snails have been in the house.

It was slugs we used to get in the old house, used to leave slime trails everywhere, old Victorian pile, suspended wooden floor with a space underneath, they'd get in under the floor then squeeze up through any little gap they could find during the night.

 

[vernon]

I dressed myself

I dressed a salad by myself.

 

[TVC]

I dressed a salad by myself.

Would that be a sausage, bacon and fried bread salad?

 

[vernon]

Would that be a sausage, bacon and fried bread salad?

Fried bread?

 

[classic33]

I'm not doing nothing

So you were doing something!

 

[pplpilot]

Who gives a fark?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-27634922

 

[guitarpete247]

Spent the day watching two gas workers repairing a leaking gas pipe under the GF's sons drive. I had to be there as he was at work and his wife and kids are away for a couple of days but I'm off work.

 

[alicat]

Someone died in a house across the road from our office.

 

[alicat]

Got held up for an hour on the way home by the Highways Agency giving no notice of roadworks nor signposting a diversion.

 

[vernon]

I've redeemed some loyalty points from EastCoast Trains and obtained an Aberdeen to Leeds rail ticket with them. All I've got to do is pedal to Aberdeen to take advantage of the freebee.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Who gives a ****?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-27634922

Slow news day