Mundane News (Part 1)

[stephec]

Bet I can

Oh no you can't.

Ive just been laughing

Ah well, it had to happen sometime.

 

[stephec]

Is it wrong that my brain keeps swapping the M and the S?

Nothing wrong with that, don't beat yourself up about it.

 

[welsh dragon]

It happens a lot in fact. One of my chickens has just walked past the patio

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

There is a definite smell of gas here. The Gas board is here, in fact there are two guys both brandishing large probe thingies and they are trying to find the source of it (it can be smelled in various different gardens).

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

....there is a reply that I'd like to post Doug, but my obvious maturity stops me

What maturity would this be dear fellow??

Anyway, they think its a flue somewhere, but it isn't us at least!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I have just observed a United Airlines 747-400, N107UA, fly past in the form of a vapour trail on a Frankfurt - San Francisco service.

Ah, the joys of Flight Radar 24!!

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

What maturity would this be dear fellow??

Anyway, they think its a flue somewhere, but it isn't us at least!

They're playing Fluedo?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I have just spilled Tomato soup down my front.

Bum!

 

[welsh dragon]

I have just spilled Tomato soup down my front.

Bum!

You have a front bum?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

You have a front bum?

 

[gbb]

I need a new saw, my old one is blunt

 

[classic33]

I have just had my first cup of tea since Friday.

Get the doctor!!

 

[stephec]

I've not had a cup of tea for about thirty years, unless you count the nonsense I was given when I worked in China years ago, and then I only had a tiny sip because I'm well mannered.

 

[Maverick Goose]

I just used a smiley I haven't used before....and another one

 

[Gravity Aided]

You have a front bum?

Must make it hard to find the right saddle.