Mundane News (Part 1)

[deptfordmarmoset]

I've got half a bottle of wine next to me but I fancy opening a bottle of alcoholic ginger beer that I bought this afternoon. I fear it might be too sweet but there's only one way of finding out....

 

[welsh dragon]

Im losing the battle to stay awake.

 

[Maverick Goose]

Im losing the battle to stay awake.

Turn off your mind and float downstream WD.....surrender to the void, like the Tibetan Book of the Dead says ISTR it's popular reading in your neck of the woods...

 

[Donger]

We had to have our drains unblocked today. I deliberately didn't choose the firm with the highlighter pink vans, as I wanted to be a tad discreet about it. When the man eventually turned up, he parked right across my neighbour's drive, causing them to keep peering through the kitchen blinds to see what was going on. He then opened up the manhole just as a large crowd of local kids were playing near the end of our drive - which was like a lit candle to a bunch of moths. Cue an excitable crowd and a loud chorus of "PEW!!!!!" and "UUURGH!!!" and "Gross!!!" and a whole bunch of kids peering down the hole like it was the Grand Canyon or something. Discretion be damned.... should have sold tickets for it. Rollup, roll up for Doctor Donger's Pit of Unimaginable Horror.

 

[Maverick Goose]

That does have a certain ring to it....

 

[Gravity Aided]

We had to have our drains unblocked today. I deliberately didn't choose the firm with the highlighter pink vans, as I wanted to be a tad discreet about it. When the man eventually turned up, he parked right across my neighbour's drive, causing them to keep peering through the kitchen blinds to see what was going on. He then opened up the manhole just as a large crowd of local kids were playing near the end of our drive - which was like a lit candle to a bunch of moths. Cue an excitable crowd and a loud chorus of "PEW!!!!!" and "UUURGH!!!" and "Gross!!!" and a whole bunch of kids peering down the hole like it was the Grand Canyon or something. Discretion be damned.... should have sold tickets for it. Rollup, roll up for Doctor Donger's Pit of Unimaginable Horror.

Can't be half as bad as when they clean out the grease traps at the cafeteria at work. There's a reason that truck has a large cartoon skunk on the side of the tank....

 

[slowmotion]

^^^^^^ You were lucky...
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/...fat-cleaning-reading-before_23693_600x450.jpg

 

[vernon]

I'm off to the supermarket and my LBS.

 

[Brightski]

Bacon n egg sarnie

Living the dream

 

[Maverick Goose]

Bacon n egg sarnie

Living the dream

chapeau to you sir!

 

[Gravity Aided]

Data entry of observations for the Weather Service. Then I'm off to a church sale so huge, they have to hold it in a exhibition hall. Also, there is a Union Pacific train crossing the prairie about one mile to my east.

 

[classic33]

Data entry of observations for the Weather Service. Then I'm off to a church sale so huge, they have to hold it in a exhibition hall. Also, there is a Union Pacific train crossing the prairie about one mile to my east.

Model type and number please!

 

[Aperitif]

Been working. Not working now.

 

[numbnuts]

I've been on my turbo

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I'm boiling salad potatoes. They look exactly like the ordinary new potatoes I bought the other day.