Mundane News (Part 1)

[IDMark2]

..or it was black first and has now got a big yellow patch? Yellow fever?

 

[tyred]

My banana is bent.

 

[classic33]

My banana is bent.

Take it back, its faulty.

 

[i hate hills]

Today i woke from my nightshift sleep to find it raining......

 

[Shaun]

For the next three hours I will be ironing. I may put Wild Boys on repeat on the iPod to liven it up; gotta love those pounding digital tom toms.

Turns out my iPod shuffle feature had different ideas and I ended up with the chorus of this becoming a 3 day brainworm:

 

[Saluki]

I have just packed 6 boxes of 'baby bodysuit cupcakes'. I live such an exciting life.

 

[numbnuts]

I broke my shaving mirror this morning that's not good

 

[IDMark2]

It could have skin cancer!!

Nah, you only get that on malignant melons apparently.

 

[IDMark2]

Due to @ScotiaLass giving worldly advice I am now using a straw to suck with.

 

[welsh dragon]

Due to @ScotiaLass giving worldly advice I am now using a straw to suck with.

Would you like to re-phrase that?

 

[IDMark2]

I don't think so, it's all true.

OK, I am using a straw to suck with, @ScotiaLass told me to because she was a nurse and advised it.

 

[welsh dragon]

I don't think so, it's all true.

OK, I am using a straw to suck with, @ScotiaLass told me to because she was a nurse and advised it.

Much better

 

[IDMark2]

Much better

You would have fainted if the first draft made it to posting....

 

[IDMark2]

I just knocked MrsD's cuddly dog off onto the floor while making the bed. I believe I have now remedied the chances of this resulting in death or serious injury to anyone if it happens again.

 

[Saluki]

I just knocked MrsD's cuddly dog off onto the floor while making the bed. I believe I have now remedied the chances of this resulting in death or serious injury to anyone if it happens again.
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An excellent idea. I might have to give this a go with my cuddly cat