Mundane News (Part 1)

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IDMark2

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Funnily enough, when I read a comment with the words 'chicken oozing a green fluid' I didn't immediately think 'Oh, I must cook some chocolate brownies' YMMV.

I rode past a tractor parked in a lane while spreading muck from it's trailer over a fence and into a field. It was parked up near the fence on a verge but the wind was coming from the opposite direction to the general direction of the muck, meaning there was a sort of wind blown waves spray effect coming off the main volume of the muck and across the lane it as it was being thrown out... You can see where this is going can't you... Yes, no choice but to sprint past the thing and stop breathing for a few seconds.. Was quite near home which was lucky but a shower was absolutely the first point of call once home.
 

ACS

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Today is as grey as yesterday and the day before and the day bef................. :angry:
 

PeteXXX

Cake or ice cream? The choice is endless ...
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I bought a 19" wiper blade for the rear screen of Mrs Pete's car. I should have got a 20"
 

Joey Shabadoo

My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
Funnily enough, when I read a comment with the words 'chicken oozing a green fluid' I didn't immediately think 'Oh, I must cook some chocolate brownies' YMMV.

I rode past a tractor parked in a lane while spreading muck from it's trailer over a fence and into a field. It was parked up near the fence on a verge but the wind was coming from the opposite direction to the general direction of the muck, meaning there was a sort of wind blown waves spray effect coming off the main volume of the muck and across the lane it as it was being thrown out... You can see where this is going can't you... Yes, no choice but to sprint past the thing and stop breathing for a few seconds.. Was quite near home which was lucky but a shower was absolutely the first point of call once home.

I was once walking across a huge field one drizzly Spring day when the sun came out with a glorious warmth. Unfortunately it immediately began heating the slurry which had been spread over the field and I was surrounded by a bod-awful stench with 100m to walk/run in any direction.
 

IDMark2

Dodgy Aerial
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When your subscriber copy of 'Cyclist' magazine arrives and is shaken, only two leaflets, on average, come out. When browsing other titles, while waiting at the supermarket, your feet are in danger of being buried under the things. From this I conclude that 'going to the supermarket' should only be done by someone else. Or take up 'Irish Dancing while reading but not buying'.
 

alans

black belt lounge lizard
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Staffordshire
I was their first female fryer :smile: I was only there part time, to pay the rent while studying. I also packed, took the burnt crisps out of the hopper and spent time working in the office too. All in Norwich, seeing you are in Staffordshire I am wondering if they have moved or just opened another factory.

They sub-contract some of their production to Tyrell's(Leominster,Herefordshire) who have a contract with Tesco's,with whom my employer's employer(part of the Tyrell group) have a contract together with other high profile supermarket chains.

Simples it is not.

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our burnt crisps & other rejected foodstuffs are sold to a local pig farmer. Considering the retail price of some of our production & it's content & flavouring they might be the best fed pigs in the country.
However AIUI pigs will eat anything & everything:evil:
 
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welsh dragon

Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
They sub-contract some of their production to Tyrell's(Leominster,Herefordshire) who have a contract with Tesco's,with whom my employer's employer(part of the Tyrell group) have a contract together with other high profile supermarket chains.

Simples it is not.

Whoa :crazy:
 

perplexed

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Sheffield
My banana has a black patch on it.

It is about an inch across, about two inches down on the right-hand side as you look at it.

From the perspective of it curving towards you.
 
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