Mundane News (Part 1)

[Brightski]

I'm eating an apple

I'm eating a pear...

 

[welsh dragon]

I've been eating Thorntons fudge that my daughter bought me for Mothers day. I now feel sick

 

[vernon]

I'm eating a pear...

Two apples?

 

[Brightski]

Two apples?

Very good

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I've just read my first April 1st spoof of the day. Being still sleepy, it took me a while to remember what day it was.

 

[Saluki]

I've just read my first April 1st spoof of the day. Being still sleepy, it took me a while to remember what day it was.

Where did you read it? I can't sleep and could do with a giggle.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Where did you read it? I can't sleep and could do with a giggle.

2 now, Guardian and Independent, similar theme.

 

[EltonFrog]

Graham the postman has a brand new van.

 

[IDMark2]

In honour of April 1st, I will not be making any jokes today, everyone else can try it.

Or perhaps I just said that to fool you?

 

[welsh dragon]

Since when have you told jokes?

 

[ACS]

Local farmer must know something us riders in NE Fife have missed, lambs in the field in April!

 

[IDMark2]

You're right of course @welsh dragon, I have never been remotely amusing intentionally by telling 'a joke'. I have of course, along with anyone else in this community, made a complete ass of myself when getting used to clipless pedals. And still do sometimes.

 

[welsh dragon]

You're right of course @welsh dragon, I have never been remotely amusing intentionally by telling 'a joke'. I have of course, along with anyone else in this community, made a complete ass of myself when getting used to clipless pedals. And still do sometimes.

Clipless. Mmmmm. That's why I have no intention of trying them. I can make a big enough fool of myself without trying things like that.

 

[tyred]

Me at work in my kitchen. I like things hot.

 

[IDMark2]

B Hell, you really get that fat going when you make Yorkshire puds don't you...