Mundane News (Part 1)

[ScotiaLass]

Still lost!

Hens and birds that lay eggs can become 'egg bound' where the egg gets stuck

 

[welsh dragon]

Hens and birds that lay eggs can become 'egg bound' where the egg gets stuck

Bless him

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

And there was me thinking egg bound was about being constipated....

 

[classic33]

And there was me thinking egg bound was about being constipated....

I'm still trying to work out what its got to do with being Tesco bound though!

 

[welsh dragon]

I'm still trying to work out what its got to do with being Tesco bound though!

I think it was just the word bound.

 

[classic33]

I think it was just the word bound.

Thinking can be dangerous!

 

[welsh dragon]

So can being egg bound

 

[Smurfy]

Mars Bars are on offer at my local CoOp.

I'm not going to say how many I now have on my shelf, or how long I think my little stash will last.

 

[vernon]

Something bit my left leg twice on sunday,now it hurts like hell,it is hot,skin is taught, the skin is hard around the bright red marks,i am going to the Docs tomorrow.Oh and my leg is swollen from knee to ankle.This rules out the ride i had planned for weds,Sod it.

Could be cellulitis. Hope it isn't. I had six days in hospital and quite a while off work with an infected insect bite that led to cellulitis.

Demand amputation to stop the swelling spreading to your groin.

BTW What was taught to your skin?

 

[vernon]

I've eaten too much curry tonight.........

One can never eat too much curry.

 

[Archie_tect]

Today, I have mostly been eating chocolate cake.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I've eaten too much curry tonight.........

A state of emergency has been declared in Rockaay's local area!!

 

[postman]

Mee you are an idiot,there is a Village looking to give you a job.What was your skin taught to do,read, write, spell.Write out one thousand times,the word TAUT.i got into bed last night and thought oh dear,i will put that right in the morning,you beat me too it.

 

[numbnuts]

Happy Birthday Mrs R

 

[JoeyB]

I want a coffee but cba to make one...