Mundane News (Part 1)

[Deleted member 1258]

We have the carpet fitters in.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

The birds are tweeting away in the garden.

round here the birds have started tweeting at 5am most mornings for the last three weeks.

 

[postman]

Mrs Pete's car had a flat battery this morning...

What shape should it be

 

[postman]

I have bought two books on football today.For the grand price of £1.Vinnie Jones his football life story.The second one a pictorial history of Manchester United.Got to say the photos in this one are superb.

 

[ScotiaLass]

My hair smells like coconuts

 

[young Ed]

i need a new crank set (does that count as mundane news as it did cause a few obscenities!)
Cheers Ed

 

[young Ed]

Mrs Pete's car had a flat battery this morning...

My car has a cuboid shaped battery.

Mine's probably parallelepipedal.

mine is kind of cuboid but it has the funny two bits sticking up out the top and idea what they might be?
Cheers Ed

 

[ScotiaLass]

mine is kind of cuboid but it has the funny two bits sticking up out the top and idea what they might be?
Cheers Ed

They are prongs for electrifying eels....<nods>

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

mine is kind of cuboid but it has the funny two bits sticking up out the top and idea what they might be?
Cheers Ed

Chimneys?

 

[tyred]

Chimneys?

Your car battery smokes? You have a problem.

 

[young Ed]

Your car battery smokes? You have a problem.

try the e-fags or maybe the patches!
Cheers Ed

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Your car battery smokes? You have a problem.

You're right. Do you think it might be terminal?

 

[ScotiaLass]

You're right. Do you think it might be terminal?

negative...

 

[young Ed]

negative...

positive!
Cheers Ed

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Our back bedroom is starting to look like a bedroom again, just need some furniture now.