Maverick Goose
A jumped up pantry boy, who never knew his place
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- A champagne supernova in the sky
Have a Tesco's burger then..
Mundane News (Part 1)
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Hill Wimp
Fair weathered,fair minded but easily persuaded.
I quite like eating Horse, just not one i have owned or ridden please.
vernon
Harder than Ronnie Pickering
- Location
- Meanwood, Leeds
I got a bit of horse burger stuck in my throat. It made me a little hoarse.
Does that mean I'm now a pony?
No but you will need a pony and trap later.
vernon
Harder than Ronnie Pickering
- Location
- Meanwood, Leeds
My wife's pungent farts have driven me from the living room.
Maverick Goose
A jumped up pantry boy, who never knew his place
- Location
- A champagne supernova in the sky
ISTR there's a diarrhea thread somewhere...
Shut Up Legs
Down Under Member
Neigh. The mane thing is that you didn't wolf it down and get indigestion.
Such awful puns. I'll try to get it stopped now before it gets too late.
But hay, It's odds on that the horse has already bolted so shutting the stable door now might be pointless. Even so, I need to get a gallop on, get the bit between my teeth and stick with it. Duty will spur me on and I'll have to run with it to the finish line whatever happens. Some will expect me to change horse midstream and they will oppose me, it'll be neck and neck but I feel I'll win by a nose.
But hay, It's odds on that the horse has already bolted so shutting the stable door now might be pointless. Even so, I need to get a gallop on, get the bit between my teeth and stick with it. Duty will spur me on and I'll have to run with it to the finish line whatever happens. Some will expect me to change horse midstream and they will oppose me, it'll be neck and neck but I feel I'll win by a nose.
deptfordmarmoset
Full time tea drinker
- Location
- Armonmy Way
This morning I drove car with an automatic gearbox. I've never done that before. Weird.
classic33
Leg End Member
No food this evening, for the one who forgot!!Someone in this household has forgotten (for the first time ever) that it's their wedding anniversary today, and it wasn't me
There could be some very expensive forfeits to pay to right this wrong
jhawk
Veteran
- Location
- New Brunswick, Canada
Someone in this household has forgotten (for the first time ever) that it's their wedding anniversary today, and it wasn't me
There could be some very expensive forfeits to pay to right this wrong
What a beautiful moment for you! And yet, I bet you can recall EVERY SINGLE TIME you forgot, no?
Anyway, I've been struggling for months making porridge to the right consistency. I've read the instructions, and re-read the instructions and followed and re-followed the instructions. And what do I end up with? A watery bowl of water, with what looks like oats on the bottom, but I can't be sure. Wouldn't have thought that making breakfast would be this fecking difficult!
JoeyB
Go on, tilt your head!
- Location
- Fareham, Hampshire
I finally remembered to call the garage, I now have my car back after 4 days MIA
Oh no, that has never happened!!!!!!!!!!
There will be no punishment for him what so ever. But I know he'll feel bad because he prides himself on the fact that he's never forgotten...... until now! So, I may need to graciously accept any offerings thrust at me
And anyway, he'll be cooking the ruddy tea tonight
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