Mundane News (Part 1)

[Smurfy]

Off to college (maths) this afternoon. Now I am too old to do anything I can't believe the girls there. They were never like that when I was young.

 

[coffeejo]

Kitchen Devil knives are, indeed, devils. Mine bit me on the finger. Twice.

 

[coffeejo]

....sorry to hear that Jo. If you'd stuck to jaffa cakes you wouldn't need a knife.

 

[vernon]

....sorry to hear that Jo. If you'd stuck to jaffa cakes you wouldn't need a knife.

Did someone mention Jaffa Cakes?

 

[coffeejo]

 

[Hill Wimp]

I could eat a horse at the moment.

 

[vernon]

I get the feeling that Jo doesn't really like Jaffa Cakes

I do.

I minded to go out and buy one of those 'Yard of Jaffa Cakes' and scoff the lot.

I can. And I have.

 

[colly]

Sorry Tim. I don't fancy yours much.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Canada and a part of Canada that probably sees 20ft if snow at times and you don't have snow tyres?

Shame on you

Even @Pat "5mph" is ready for the onslaught of snow in Scotland and they have far less than you.

Well, it's more for the ice than for the snow that I got them
The roads can get very icy here.

 

[vernon]

Colly, which one of those is Mad Doug?

All of them.

 

[Smurfy]

I do.

I minded to go out and buy one of those 'Yard of Jaffa Cakes' and scoff the lot.

I can. And I have.

I'm a total lightweight. Twelve at a time for me.

 

[Lullabelle]

Feisty looking gals

 

[Smurfy]

Feisty looking gals

It's a 1920s basketball team.

 

[compo]

It's a 1920s basketball team.

That accounts for those very revealing short skirts.

 

[vernon]

I going to Butlins this weekend.