Mundane News (Part 1)

[welsh dragon]

Have you tried talking to it?

No. If I did that I have no doubt mr dragon would have me taken away by the men in whte coats. Years ago I used my dog and cat as an excuse if anyone caught me talking to myself, but they are long gone, so I have to be quiet now.

 

[hopless500]

I'm eating a ham sandwich.

 

[classic33]

No. If I did that I have no doubt mr dragon would have me taken away by the men in whte coats. Years ago I used my dog and cat as an excuse if anyone caught me talking to myself, but they are long gone, so I have to be quiet now.

Try it on the next person who knocks on the door that you don't want to see/speak to.

 

[classic33]

I'm eating a ham sandwich.

Pigging out are we?

 

[welsh dragon]

If the morons or jojoba witnesses knock I hide. No one else can find me. How the hell do people like that find me when no one else can. ?

 

[stowie]

Watching Rastamouse this morning I was rather unsettled by a realisation about the show.

None of the male mice appear to be wearing any trousers or shorts. They wear tops, indeed the police mouse wears a smart shirt and cap, but nothing covering their lower half. Yet the female characters all wear skirts.

Do male mice not need trousers? In which case why do they need shirts and hats? Or have they all forgotten to put them on? Maybe Rastamouse should be investigating who has stolen all the trousers?

 

[ThinAir]

waiting for a friend to arrive for a brew...

 

[jhawk]

I'm eating oatmeal. Wishing, to Christ, that I had the inner strength to go and use the last of the soy milk to make my own cup of tea. But Dad's asleep and he'll want tea or coffee when he's up... Tea, tea would be nice. However, he did give me life and everyday he reminds me that he lets me keep it.

EDIT: Tea's made, went out and got the milk anyway. Damn good tea, that is.

 

[numbnuts]

I was thinking about all those cyclists that had been killed and wondering if it's all worth it.

 

[Arch]

Watching Rastamouse this morning I was rather unsettled by a realisation about the show.

None of the male mice appear to be wearing any trousers or shorts. They wear tops, indeed the police mouse wears a smart shirt and cap, but nothing covering their lower half. Yet the female characters all wear skirts.

Do male mice not need trousers? In which case why do they need shirts and hats? Or have they all forgotten to put them on? Maybe Rastamouse should be investigating who has stolen all the trousers?

It's like Donald Duck. He wore nothing but a jacket most of the time, but if he was ever shown before or after a bath or shower, he wore a towel round his waist...

 

[welsh dragon]

One of my neighbours informed mr dragon today that the road gritters are going to be out tonight because the council are expecting it to feeeze tonight.

 

[jhawk]

It's sad, Numbnuts, but of course it's worth it. Cycling is still a safe way to travel.

The best way, in my opinion. It's a shame I don't live in a city - I'd never need to own a car.

 

[Maverick Goose]

I'm reading Olive magazine

 

[the_mikey]

I am drinking tea after wasting time working hard in Swindon today.

 

[welsh dragon]

MR Dragon does not like my chick biker boots. He said " there all right, but there a bit to shiny". Shiny. ?