Mundane News (Part 1)

[classic33]

People who live in glass houses.....

 

[classic33]

I'm sorry, but this will not do. That tale has interest, tension, violence and a dramatic cliffhanger. This is not mundane! Respect the thread, people. That is all.

You mean trapped upstairs(in bed, convenient) isn't mundane!!

 

[GrasB]

Turbo had an epic power metering error; ave 973w for 75 min up an ave 9.8% gradient with a 19.6mph average ... cranks say 240w which works out to be bang on for 0.98%...

 

[ColinJ]

I'm sorry, but this will not do. That tale has interest, tension, violence and a dramatic cliffhanger. This is not mundane! Respect the thread, people. That is all.

So, the 'Mundane News' thread is the literary equivalent of an audax ride? There is a (low) minimum standard to be achieved, and a (low) maximum standard!

 

[Maverick Goose]

Today at 12.12 PM I was on CC....'core!

 

[vernon]

Warfarin and broken glass are not a good combination ...

Just take the Warfarin for now and take the broken glass after a meal.

 

[PeteXXX]

Two leaves of a Silver Birch tree have just floated past my dining room window and landed on the grass just in front of a potted plant.

 

[swee'pea99]

Two leaves of a Silver Birch tree have just floated past my dining room window and landed on the grass just in front of a potted plant.

That's damn near a haiku. Come on people, shape up!

 

[TVC]

I am about to have a bath.

 

[swee'pea99]

Now that's more like it.

 

[ColinJ]

The mundane version - I broke a glass on my kitchen floor, but I've picked it all up now!

 

[PeteXXX]

That's damn near a haiku. Come on people, shape up!

No. Its definitely a Silver Birch

 

[classic33]

Two leaves of a Silver Birch tree have just floated past my dining room window and landed on the grass just in front of a potted plant.

Did the pot plant mind though?

 

[classic33]

I am about to have a bath.

The bath is cursed!
You'll have the cold next.

 

[swee'pea99]

The mundane version - I broke a glass on my kitchen floor, but I've picked it all up now!

There you go - was that so hard?