Mundane News (Part 1)

[hopless500]

Tumble dryer has finished, the ironing must begin .............................. later

You can do mine too if you like

When are you off to Tunisia?

 

[Hill Wimp]

You can do mine too if you like

When are you off to Tunisia?

The day of the big event 20th.

It's 28 degrees there today

 

[hopless500]

The day of the big event 20th.

It's 28 degrees there today

But today isn't Sunday!

 

[hopless500]

Isn't there a typhoon heading that way?

 

[numbnuts]

I lost my temper, but it's OK I found it now

 

[Mattonsea]

I broke my nock off Chinese Oakley Jawbones

 

[Hill Wimp]

I broke my nock off Chinese Oakley Jawbones

That sounds like some depraved tool a Dominatrix would use.

 

[TVC]

That sounds like some depraved tool a Dominatrix would use.

You would know

 

[Hill Wimp]

You would know

i haven't got one, i promise.

 

[Saluki]

That sounds like some depraved tool a Dominatrix would use.

My mate Stella is a professional dominatrix. Shall I give her a bell and ask what they are for?

 

[Hill Wimp]

My mate Stella is a professional dominatrix. Shall I give her a bell and ask what they are for?

 

[Saluki]

My hands still haven't recovered from getting cold and wet yesterday and I can't do a D

 

[Saluki]

Her Mum thinks that Stella is an air hostess

 

[Hill Wimp]

My mum used to tell people i was a street walker years ago now she tells them i am an events organiser

 

[Saluki]

My mum used to tell people i was a street walker years ago now she tells them i am an events organiser

My Mum just told everyone that I was going through a 'phase' It didn't matter what I was doing, it was just a phase.