Had a grey lunch today. Perfectly tasty, mind. Creamed mushrooms on toast. (I'm the scavenger who hates to see food go to waste and so will find some way to eat whatever's hanging around in the fridge, like those big flat mushrooms we end up with when 'er indores takes Edna shopping because they come in packs of four and Edna only ever wants one, so we get the others.) They're quite tasty, those big flat mushrooms. But there's no denying that when you 'cream' them with a bit of flour & butter and milk, they do end up looking a bit grim. 'Er indores recoils in horror. 'How can you eat that?' 'It's very tasty.' 'Well, maybe..but it's so....grey.'