Mundane News (Part 1)

[BigonaBianchi]

Washing bedsheets..before ..important to have clean sheets ..

 

[hopless500]

I picked all the plums off our tree yesterday.
Today I have to make plum jam, plum chutney, plum wine and anything else I can, from said plums.

 

[hopless500]

Washing bedsheets..before ..important to have clean sheets ..

Have you pulled?

 

[hopless500]

Er, whose body? or will it be used to aclimatise yourself for the winter seasons canoing?

Anyone who annoys me

 

[vernon]

I'm off to get a garden riddle.

 

[hopless500]

[QUOTE 2640425, member: 259"]I can't remember where I put the refills for the Buttoneer.[/quote]
What's a Buttoneer?

 

[vernon]

I'm off to get a garden riddle.

Here it is:

Q. What is red and invisible?
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A. No tomatoes.

 

[vernon]

What's a Buttoneer?

A pirate.

 

[Firestorm]

What's a Buttoneer?

You probably left them next to your k-tel record collection in the automatic lp rack

Seriously, do they still do them or is it a Ronco 1970s vintage ?

 

[hopless500]

Ivan is busy trying to disembowel his catnip squirrel

 

[classic33]

I'm off to get a garden riddle.

This one do?
Five friends have their gardens next to one another, where they grow three kinds of crops: fruits (apple, pear, nut, cherry), vegetables (carrot, parsley, gourd, onion) and flowers (aster, rose, tulip, lily).
1. They grow 12 different varieties.
2. Everybody grows exactly 4 different varieties
3. Each variety is at least in one garden.
4. Only one variety is in 4 gardens.
5. Only in one garden are all 3 kinds of crops.
6. Only in one garden are all 4 varieties of one kind of crops.
7. Pear is only in the two border gardens.
8. Paul's garden is in the middle with no lily.
9. Aster grower doesn't grow vegetables.
10. Rose growers don't grow parsley.
11. Nuts grower has also gourd and parsley.
12. In the first garden are apples and cherries.
13. Only in two gardens are cherries.
14. Sam has onions and cherries.
15. Luke grows exactly two kinds of fruit.
16. Tulip is only in two gardens.
17. Apple is in a single garden.
18. Only in one garden next to Zick's is parsley.
19. Sam's garden is not on the border.
20. Hank grows neither vegetables nor asters.
21. Paul has exactly three kinds of vegetable.
Who has which garden and what is grown where?

 

[PaulSecteur]

First "woolie bully" day of the year.

 

[PeteXXX]

I have weeded (de-weeded?) the front garden..

 

[classic33]

Anyone who annoys me

So you'll not be using it for acclimatisation for the colder weather that is coming?

 

[numbnuts]

I've just done the ironing