slowmotion
Quite dreadful
- Location
- lost somewhere
I'm in mental agony. Does a plastic sandwich container belong in the black sack or the orange recycling one?
I'm in mental agony. Does a plastic sandwich container belong in the black sack or the orange recycling one?
The container is almost surgically clean but there is a smear of mustard. The full force of the Eco-Nazis at the London Borough of Hammersmith and Fulham may be brought to bear against me.Depends if the sandwich is still in it.
I have double locked the front door and have pans full of boiling cooking oil....
I share my talent for farting with a wide but unappreciative audience.
I imagine poetry is somewhat similar.
Not sure Rocky. Less serious most likely.Man 'flu? Or something less serious, 26?
Quite correct classic.Don't be sad, Don't be blue,
There's still some people crapper than you!
You remind me of when a client produced sushi for our meeting-lunch and I, never having seen it, consumed quite a large spoonful of neat wasabi. I managed not to cry, which was I think no mean achievement.I just bought some Lindt wasabi-flavoured chocolate from the 99p shop. I may go and buy some more.
You remind me of when a client produced sushi for our meeting-lunch and I, never having seen it, consumed quite a large spoonful of neat wasabi. I managed not to cry, which was I think no mean achievement.