Mundane News (Part 1)

[HLaB]

Count yourself lucky, @ComedyPilot only has one leg..........apparently.

Where I have heard it said, he hasn't got a leg to stand on.

 

[Speicher]

Do I have to read all 16 pages to get up to speed on this thread?

I've just been up and reloaded the washing machine and now I'm sat down again.

Is it an automatic, or just a semi-automatic?

 

[I like Skol]

Is it an automatic, or just a semi-automatic?

Automatic, but apparently you have to load it and start it yourself so I would say semi-automatic at best. The normal operator has gone out to work or something?

 

[Stu_Robertson]

This morning I started a new toilet roll, before the old one was completely finished.

 

[Speicher]

This morning I started a new toilet roll, before the old one was completely finished.

That is not mundane news, I can see the Headlines now!

"Man finds new toilet roll".

The reporters are on their way to your house. Get ready to have your photo taken.

 

[Shaun]

The reporters are on their way to your house. Get ready to have your photo taken.

Hopefully he'll have finished on the loo before they arrive.

 

[Speicher]

Lots of newspapers write contain a load of sh*te, so they could save themselves loads of time.

 

[tyred]

Toilet roll is more interesting to read than the Daily Mail.

 

[hopless500]

Late lunch. Baguette, ripe goats cheese and a San Mig.

 

[hopless500]

Toilet roll is more interesting to read than the Daily Mail.

Before, or after?

 

[jayonabike]

I just had a snooze on the sofa

 

[Markymark]

You've got mud round playing the cat crept in?

Wouldn't that be tiger feet marks rather than just a cat's?

 

[Cheddar George]

YYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAWWwwWWWNNNNN !!

That's better.

 

[hopless500]

Still hungry

 

[MOI]

Gave my son a £20 note to buy me some lunch and he lost it