Mundane News (Part 1)

[Kies]

I'm awake - which is a good thing imo

 

[Silver Fox]

I've just finished a very nice cheese sandwich, accompanied by a handful of grapes.

 

[GetAGrip]

My right knee is more attractive than my left knee

Count yourself lucky, @ComedyPilot only has one leg..........apparently.

 

[madferret]

I may go to the pound shop

 

[swee'pea99]

She's been very patient, but I really ought to take the hound for a walk. So I'm going to.

 

[Shaun]

I had a shower this morning and in all likelihood will have lunch very shortly. It will be pasta and something.

 

[I like Skol]

It will be pasta and something.

.... cake?

 

[hopless500]

Need to go shopping. Nearly out of toilet roll and cat food.

 

[GetAGrip]

I just signed up to the Devon Air Ambulance weekly lottery

 

[jayonabike]

The kitchen fitters have popped out to Screwfix, and then to get some lunch. I might put the kettle on soon.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

The cat crept in - and crept out again - leaving mud on the carpet.

You've got mud round playing the cat crept in?

 

[simon the viking]

Ate my sandwiches early.... Now I'm hungry

 

[Shaun]

The "something" is flapjack.

 

[vernon]

I have ginger nasal hair.

 

[HLaB]

I just drank a glass of water.