Mundane News (Part 1)

[ThinAir]

Still on the couch...

 

[vernon]

Should have gone clubbing instead.

He would have done but he couldn't find any seals.

 

[Hill Wimp]

Still on the couch...

@ThinAir, now known as Kevin the teenager, has had too much sugar

 

[hopless500]

You're going to get wet whether you fall out or not. Is the keel damaged by any chance or has it been fitted with an ejector seat. I can't see how you'll manage to fall out of it otherwise.

You haven't met me have you

 

[hopless500]

Soo...just brushing your teeth amd a bit of mouthwash then.

Tut

 

[TVC]

Soo...just brushing your teeth amd a bit of mouthwash then.

I don't understand, you will have to explain.

 

[madferret]

It feels like autumn.

 

[Hill Wimp]

It feels like autumn.

Shhh don't start that theory off. It's still SUMMER

 

[BigonaBianchi]

just broke a guitar string

 

[TVC]

just broke a guitar string

Could have been worse, you could have broke a banjo string

 

[madferret]

My legs hurt.

 

[madferret]

Flash Gordon is on ITV 4 its like looking into the future.........

 

[phil_hg_uk]

The cat is sat in the middle of the floor licking her bum.

Well if you ask nicely I am sure she will let you.

 

[GrasB]

The cat can see the spider but will only swat it if it moves. The spider wants to get to the tool chests but had learnt it can't move because the cat will swat it. They've been motionless for about 5 min now.

 

[vernon]

Could have been worse, you could have broke a banjo string

Could have been worse. It could have been a G string.