Mundane News (Part 1)

[jayonabike]

Why?

Bought a new one online and wanted to see how big it was compared to our old one

 

[TVC]

Your not going to try & copy it are you?

If I could I wouldnt be sat posting rubbish on here.


(Adapted from an original idea by Bill Hicks)

 

[Lullabelle]

They do that to get the taste of cat food out of their mouths.

Our cat only has cat biskits, when we took her to the vet for her MOT this year we were told that kitty had great teeth, a fat lass but great teeth.

 

[hopless500]

Bought a new one online and wanted to see how big it was compared to our old one

Oh, of course.

 

[classic33]

Oh, of course.

You'll note he makes no mention of either his chopper or which was larger.

 

[hopless500]

You'll note he makes no mention of either his chopper or which was larger.

Very true.

 

[Lullabelle]

Not far off bedtime just finish my glass of wine then off to snooze land I go

 

[classic33]

I've been shopping.

In less mundane news, I am to become an uncle for the first time

This you?

 

[alicat]

I didn't win the national stone-skimming championships.

 

[hopless500]

Bedtime for me too. Last mouthful of beer and off I go.
I would like to actually sleep tonight, and not be awake at 3.40am and then fall asleep again at about 6.30 am. Pretty please.

 

[ThinAir]

This you?
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Not for 8 months!

 

[hopless500]

And can I just say, I would like to go and study at Hogwarts.

 

[classic33]

Witchcraft!

 

[speccy1]

I`ve just hoovered downstairs

 

[hopless500]

I`ve just hoovered downstairs

Is that a euphamism?