Mundane News (Part 1)

[madferret]

I need a teas-maid.

 

[vernon]

I need a teas-maid.

My tea's made.

 

[PaulB]

Anyone seen my car keys? I can't find them anywhere.

 

[accountantpete]

I have hedgehog crap on my doorstep.

 

[tyred]

I saw another dead hedgehog on the way to work this morning.

 

[madferret]

I saw another dead hedgehog on the way to work this morning.

perhaps @accountantpete killed it for soiling his doorstep?

 

[vernon]

I've just plucked a nasal hair and it was ginger.

 

[vernon]

Was it from your nose or someone else's?

It was mine.

 

[swee'pea99]

I'm going to buy some milk.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

im not going to buy some milk

 

[tyred]

or was it the same one that had been moved?

I didn't have time to check it's dental records.

 

[madferret]

I didn't have time to check it's dental records.

Oooh, bit prickly this morning?

 

[swee'pea99]

Bought the milk.

 

[madferret]

Bought the milk.

Is it full fat, semi skimmed or that white water stuff?

 

[Saluki]

Rang the electric peeps and sorted out a DD for my gas & leccy. Not as horrifying as I thought it would be.