Mundane News (Part 1)

[Archie_tect]

It starts with an earthquake, Birds and Snakes, an aeroplane, and Lenny Bruce is not afraid.

Wow, I thought it was ice crystals forming in clouds...

 

[Lullabelle]

My hair looked really nice just before I left the hairdresser, 1 gust of wind and I now look like worzel gummidge

 

[Lullabelle]

TVC tells me that he goes for the Worzel G look....

Good job really

 

[EltonFrog]

The postman didn't come today.

 

[raleighnut]

My cold has got worse, I've now got 'full blown' Man-flu

 

[tyred]

My cold has got worse, I've now got 'full blown' Man-flu

Write your will quick...

 

[classic33]

My cold has got worse, I've now got 'full blown' Man-flu

 

[Maverick Goose]

As a telecoms technician, my experience tells me that if a customer tries to report a problem receiving faxes, it's because

a. someone like your solicitor has faxed the blank side of the page
b. the ink cartridge needs replaced.
c. someone has unplugged the fax machine
d. there is no paper in the fax machine.

Fax machines used to be the bane of my life and it's generally always user error but customers don't like to admit they've been stupid.

''Have you tried turning it off and turning it back on again?''

 

[Aperitif]

Meeeeeaawwwwwwww..... meeeeeaaaaoooowwwww....

Do I get a Tiny Meow Newt for that?

 

[Accy cyclist]

I heard some horrible news this evening. Mrs Accy was looking in on yon facebook when she asked me if i knew someone who'd died last night and it'd been posted on there. Yes i replied after the initial shock, i only saw him down the pub on Thursday night after he'd been to his usual 5 a side football match. He was a young 60 something who didn't smoke, drank in moderation and has always kept himself fit. Sad news indeed.

 

[vernon]

I am going to have to curtail my pie munching and absinthe drinking for the next six months or so if I'm to take advantage of an opportunity for a long bike tour this summer. Today's Straw Bear Festival in the fens is likely to be my pie munching and absinthe swilling swan song.

 

[classic33]

Getting light outside

 

[PeteXXX]

Bit blowy out this morning...

 

[Accy cyclist]

I've just driven Mrs Accy to work there's "wind debris" all over the roads.

 

[vernon]

I'm about to set off for Whittlesea to have a day of pies, beer, absinthe, frivolity and fun.