Mundane News (Part 1)

[deptfordmarmoset]

Where's the fecking light gone?! Mid day and i'm having to put lights on in the house to see my way around!!

Has Claudia come round to visit?

 

[Accy cyclist]

Has Claudia come round to visit?

Who the feck is Claudia?

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Who the feck is Claudia?

Hardly a weather front comes in without her name cropping up in the forecast.

http://www.pronouncenames.com/pronounce/claudia

 

[Accy cyclist]

Hardly a weather front comes in without her name cropping up in the forecast.

http://www.pronouncenames.com/pronounce/claudia

Oh right.

 

[vernon]

Where's the fecking light gone?! Mid day and i'm having to put lights on in the house to see my way around!!

Take your shades off. It's the season to be merry and not the season to be cool.

 

[Donger]

I've been Googling. I posted the other day about nearly being trampled by what I assumed to be the Berkeley Hunt, cantering three abreast down a narrow village high street. When I looked up "Berkeley Hunt" it turns out (in the "Urban Dictionary" ) to be the recognised ryming slang for a very rude word.

 

[Maverick Goose]

I got out of bed today.

 

[vernon]

I made a cardboard duck mask today.

 

[stephec]

I made a cardboard duck mask today.

Over 12 hours and it's not been said yet, so here goes - you must be quackers.

 

[Joshua Plumtree]

Over 12 hours and it's not been said yet, so here goes - you must be quacker's.

And now you know why!

 

[vernon]

I've just taken delivery of four stepper motors from China.

 

[numbnuts]

At the check out the guy behind me had 36 tins of beer and 2 bottles of Vodka and nothing else so I said to him “ I can see you have your priorities right” he was not amused.

 

[vernon]

At the check out the guy behind me had 36 tins of beer and 2 bottles of Vodka and nothing else so I said to him “ I can see you have your priorities right” he was not amused.

It's the way you tell 'em.

 

[vernon]

At the check out the guy behind me had 36 tins of beer and 2 bottles of Vodka and nothing else so I said to him “ I can see you have your priorities right” he was not amused.

I saw something similar but there was also a packet of biscuits in the trolley. I said to the bloke, "What are you going to do with all that food?" and he and the checkout girl nearly choked with laughter.

 

[Maverick Goose]

Doesn't your butler do your shopping for you then Vernon?