Mundane News (Part 1)

[raleighnut]

I've got two Brooks' saddle spanners

I need 2 Brooks saddle spanners the one for my Swallow is a different size to the standard one.

 

[vernon]

I've got two Brooks spanners because I'm rich and I like ostentatious shows of wealth.

Unlike you I'm charitable and believe in the redistribution of all wealth that is Brooks related.

Fenton is currently packing the spanner and will take the package to the post office as soon as his hangover from his soiree with your butler subsides.

 

[vernon]

Don't worry about posting it. I'll send the Rolls round.

Mine is the last estate on the right. Keep an eye out for the hefted deer I can't face more venison this week.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

This Brooks spanner is at 4500 metres altitude.

 

[numbnuts]

I've not been out today

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I've not been out today

I haven't been out either, appearing to recover from my upset stomach I went back to work yesterday, it was too soon, by last night I was back where I was Wednesday, so instead of spending my birthday with family and friends I've spend it on the settee, with a regular dash to the bog, I was looking forward to our trip into town this morning and seeing our granddaughter see Pepper pig and father Xmas, instead my good lady had to go without me.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

This Brooks spanner is on my desk

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Ha, well this one is living dangerously....

 

[BigonaBianchi]

My stretch jeans are stretching.

 

[vernon]

My stretch jeans are stretching.

Fart, man, fart!

 

[vernon]

These Brooks' spanners are on my slide rule. @User14044's collection service is pants, I'm still waiting for @deptfordmarmoset's spanner to be collected.

 

[vernon]

My spanners are shinier than @User14044's.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Waiting for web tv to buffer on Turkish football tv ...stop...start...stop start....missed the goal..no wait here it comes..bit by bit..

 

[TVC]

It's the work Christmas do tonight. We're not going.

 

[TVC]

For the record I can't find my Brooks spanner. I know I had it just before Rocky came to stay.

 

[vernon]

I lent it to my friend Sigmund.

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By the way @vernon, my spanners have been in therapy.

They are perfectly suited to open ended questions.