Most pathetic thing ever shouted at you whilst cycling?

[Priscilla Parsley]

"your wheels are going round" never had it, sooo funny though. I have had lots of boos and screams from lads in cars mainly on my late night commute from Wythenshawe (not suggeting Wythenshawe is rough or anyfink) got egged there too!

had a bit of letchiness of men in white vans not bothered though once i realised my skirt was ripped and showing my knickers. shame on me.

and also had a a bunch of kids scream "A trams Coming" as I cycled on the tram only lane in the city as a short cut, i looked back and they ALL laughed - shame! funny though

 

[Tynan]

'get a life' from three chubby pasty tipsy too cool types all with the same sideburns and mullet

I was speechless

 

[handsome joe]

Picture scene: Three inebriated, swaggering, young men hanging around an opened parked car. One of the guys is standing next to a bush nearby having a p***. I am off my bike walking past slowly with a fence separating us.

Man standing next to bush......in mid flow: "Stop looking at my Knob".

Me, other lads, slight laughter.

Man standing (swaying) next to bush......still in mid flow: "Come and look how big it is".

Me, other lads, more slight loader laughter.

Man standing next to bush........presumably still in mid-flow: "If you were a Lady-Boy I'll f*** you!"

Me, other lads, no laughter - quizzical looks all round.

Me: "I bet you would"

Man standing next to bush: Silence with slight smile on face, eyes half closed with a dreamy far away look.

Me: Cycling away with my full beard and Gorilla legs sticking out of crap covered shorts...........thinking, “SEXUALITY ISSUES”?

The things that slip out when you've had a few, eh?

I had laugh thinking the explaining he would doing as i cycled home.

Checked with Wife how i rated on the LADY-BOYOMETA.........-10 out of 10.

So all you cycling Lady-Boys out there........WATCH OUT!

 

[Maizie]

I had a car full of lads go past, the passenger leaned out of the window with raised hand with thumb up and shouted "We love Marmite!" - I was wearing the Foska Hate Jams shirt at the time.

Nothing else so far, but then I've only done 15 days of commuting thus far!

Last night a car did go past me bibbing its horn - it was just behind me when it started and it made me jump like anything. The thing is, I'm pretty sure I recognise the car from here at work...so if I find out who the owner is, I'm going to politely request that they don't startly me while I'm cycling, as if I fall off and go under their vehicle, we'll never get our current project finished...

 

[Angelfishsolo]

I think that this gets my vote for the number 1 spot so far :-)

Picture scene: Three inebriated, swaggering, young men hanging around an opened parked car. One of the guys is standing next to a bush nearby having a p***. I am off my bike walking past slowly with a fence separating us.

Man standing next to bush......in mid flow: "Stop looking at my Knob".

Me, other lads, slight laughter.

Man standing (swaying) next to bush......still in mid flow: "Come and look how big it is".

Me, other lads, more slight loader laughter.

Man standing next to bush........presumably still in mid-flow: "If you were a Lady-Boy I'll f*** you!"

Me, other lads, no laughter - quizzical looks all round.

Me: "I bet you would"

Man standing next to bush: Silence with slight smile on face, eyes half closed with a dreamy far away look.

Me: Cycling away with my full beard and Gorilla legs sticking out of crap covered shorts...........thinking, “SEXUALITY ISSUES”?

The things that slip out when you've had a few, eh?

I had laugh thinking the explaining he would doing as i cycled home.

Checked with Wife how i rated on the LADY-BOYOMETA.........-10 out of 10.

So all you cycling Lady-Boys out there........WATCH OUT!

 

[puddleglum]

Had the old chestnut about paying road tax at least once. He pulled over with a car full of vermin type family, determined to act the big man in frnt of them and said it with such venom... we were doing nothing wrong, at all!
Thw worst ones are the drivers who honk their horns in rebuke, cos you made them slow down momentarily ggrrrrr
also had the p*** taken out of me by car fulls of young lads, but that was when i insisted on wearing baggy swimming shorts over my aldi cycle shorts. I'm over that now.

 

[Angelfishsolo]

This brings me onto the 2nd quasi-mathematical observation. The larger the number of a*seholes the greater chance of 'verbals' and the louder the voice will be. This is also proven to work in reverse.

Had the old chestnut about paying road tax at least once. He pulled over with a car full of vermin type family, determined to act the big man in frnt of them and said it with such venom... we were doing nothing wrong, at all!
Thw worst ones are the drivers who honk their horns in rebuke, cos you made them slow down momentarily ggrrrrr
also had the p*** taken out of me by car fulls of young lads, but that was when i insisted on wearing baggy swimming shorts over my aldi cycle shorts. I'm over that now.

 

[grhm]

Last night a car did go past me bibbing its horn - it was just behind me when it started and it made me jump like anything. The thing is, I'm pretty sure I recognise the car from here at work...so if I find out who the owner is, I'm going to politely request that they don't startly me while I'm cycling, as if I fall off and go under their vehicle, we'll never get our current project finished...

I've had that from a relative. I overtook a queue of stationary cars -spotted my wife's elderly aunt in the queue and slowed and waved as I passed. Couple of minutes later I'm pelting down a long straight downhill road, dodgy camber at the edge dropping into a ditch, no kerb, and she goes past and beeps 'hello' just as she gets alongside. First time I'd bunnyhopped since going clipless!! Was not impressed as landing was rough and only just missed going into the ditch!

 

[Lazy-Commuter]

Had the old chestnut about paying road tax at least once. He pulled over with a car full of vermin type family, determined to act the big man in frnt of them and said it with such venom... we were doing nothing wrong, at all!

I've never had that one. I'm ready with my rebuke about paying "road tax" for a car that's sat on the drive, plus all the Council Tax, income tax, tax on savings and so on. Just waiting for someone to try it on.

Course, if it was vermin family you could have made a show of checking if they had a valid tax disk: wouldn't it be a result if it was several months out of date!!

 

[fofo]

"your wheels are going round" never had it, sooo funny though. I have had lots of boos and screams from lads in cars mainly on my late night commute from Wythenshawe (not suggeting Wythenshawe is rough or anyfink) got egged there too!

Not at all.

 

[jimboalee]

Earlier this year, Alan Shearer and Adrian Chiles did a charity bike ride from St James' Park Newcastle upon Tyne, via West Bromwich to TV centre in London.
I took the day off work to ride with them from West Brom' to London. They had three vehicles in the cavalcade. The final vehicle had a large dot-matrix sign which alternated between "Danger", "Beware" and "Cycle event". I know this because I followed it for 100 miles.

We stopped at a service area in Southam. Approximately 2 miles after the stop, an empty coffee cup and some chocolate wrappers came out of the passenger side window.
We stopped at Frankie & Bennies in Banbury. Shortly after departing, a paper napkin and some more wrappers came out of the passenger window.
We stopped at a filling station in Aylesbury, where I bought some cakes. I unwrapped one cake and accidentally dropped the wrapper. One of the w****rs from the aforementioned van pointed between my feet and said "you've dropped that, mate".

 

[snapper_37]

'Oi fat bird! You're too fat to ride a bike'! I've had a few times.

Some people just don't get irony ...... squeezed in behind their wheels with a Maccy D stapled to their mouths, fuming at the traffic.

Now I wear MP3 player, I don't hear the heckles as much. It's funny when some people keep on and on like a farmer's wheel barrow, even after I've pointed out the ear plugs.

 

[Panter]

"Get on the f*cking footpath"

 

[stevie_b]

Crikey. With those comments shouted at cyclists by Joe Public, I don't think professional comedians need have anything to worry about.

 

[benno1uk]

Not had anything shouted at me yet (early days) but I did get one pr1ck in a Fiesta beep his horn at me when he was behind me then when he went past me he pointed to his rear view mirror. Not quite sure what his problem was. Still gave him the middle finger salute anyway!