Most pathetic thing ever shouted at you whilst cycling?

[ACS]

Many, many, many, years ago, while pedalling through Rossington Village (near Doncaster) a white Ford slowed down beside me and the female in the passenger seat shouted out of the window "Nice arse, real shame about the face" Made me smile.

 

[parklaneyido]

Had a few of the usual.....not many

Did get one..... "Gay bas**rd, F'ing ****** H0m0....yadda yadda, from some little whatsit a year or two back.....just about to go nuts, when I spotted the car was full of lads...just ignored it !

I never understand what kind of kick these louts get out of doing things like this?!

'Ooohh... Lets shout something at that guy and drive off... '

T*ats

 

[Rhythm Thief]

When me and Ms RT had a tandem, we found it pretty much impossible to go out without someone telling me "she's not pedalling!" and then cracking up, like they'd said something original or funny.

 

[Hilldodger]

When I'm riding my Penny I often get "how do you ride that, then?"

And young boys always shout "do a wheelie!"

 

[Bigtallfatbloke]

Cycling past the pub in Billericay last summer in a yellow sweedish football shirt this drunken moron yells across the high street.. "oi! your in the wrong ****ing country!"

HuH???

Last week, I got from a lead hoodie, of a group of five teenagers, "Turn that f£$%^&g light off it's hurting my eyes" as he walked down the middle of the road (rather than the path).

ain't essex great?

...Also last summer whilst riding around hanningfield reservoir with no helmet and long hair this van pulled over and the no neck inside lent out and shouted..."Phoar...you go 'gerwel'!...Oh shoot it's a bloke".

Tosser.

...then of course there is all the usual swearing and calling me self-gratification artist...which is just getting tiresome.

 

[Lazy-Commuter]

I never understand what kind of kick these louts get out of doing things like this?!

'Ooohh... Lets shout something at that guy and drive off... '

T*ats

Funny how they tend to be quiet when on their own, though!

 

[TheDoctor]

Lost count of the number of knobers who've shouted "Wha - Irn Bru!"
It's almost put me off the Foska jersey.
Then there was the evening that two of us were wearing Irn Bru jerseys and we were dubbed 'The girder brothers' for the night.
Not worn it with that group since...

 

[Angelfishsolo]

So very true. All the mouthy tw*ts seem to be pack animals. Could be because they share one brain between the lot of them

Funny how they tend to be quiet when on their own, though!

 

[Lazy-Commuter]

So very true. All the mouthy tw*ts seem to be pack animals. Could be because they share one brain between the lot of them

Right enough. How does it go? Something like "the IQ of a mob is that of the member with the lowest IQ divided by the number of members".

 

[summerdays]

I've only ever been shouted at twice (to my knowledge).

Once was the "your wheels are going round" classic. The other was "Boo!" (whilst stepping into my path).

I'd say "Boo!" was the most pathetic.

Yep I've had both of those... what I found hardest about the boo one was that it was from a smallish kid (8-10 ish), if it was one of mine they would be looking at severe punishment. The adult in the car didn't seem bothered.

 

[Bigtallfatbloke]

I was subjected to a BOO attack in Germany. The asswipe jumped out at me to impress his girlfriend and shouted Boo in may face, I swerved and came off the bike and landed on the road. I cut both knees and arms badly and had a graze on my forehead whee it hit the ground. I also broke my left wrist which for a guitarist is not good. if I catch him I will dismember him slowly.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

I was subjected to a BOO attack in Germany. The asswipe jumped out at me to impress his girlfriend and shouted Boo in may face, I swerved and came off the bike and landed on the road. I cut both knees and arms badly and had a graze on my forehead whee it hit the ground. I also broke my left wrist which for a guitarist is not good. if I catch him I will dismember him slowly.

I take it he didn't hang around to make sure you were ok.
Comiserations, that sounds nasty. Hope your wrist is better, from one guitarist to another!

 

[Angelfishsolo]

Please, please, please, get in on cam for us all to enjoy

if I catch him I will dismember him slowly.

 

[Angelfishsolo]

thus the larger the mob the lower the IQ. Yep, that sounds right to me.

Right enough. How does it go? Something like "the IQ of a mob is that of the member with the lowest IQ divided by the number of members".

 

[MattB]

When I used to BMX, always got shouts of ''GREB'', ''Get a grown ups bike!'' and '' Get some clothes that fit''