Mornington Crescent

[Smurfy]

Kings Cross (using a recently developed manoeuvre developed by MDB specifically for travelling to Leeds to see a specific locomotive)

 

[Paulus]

Going on a vertical, perpendicular plain, I give you Victoria.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

East Acton!

 

[colly]

North Acton

 

[Speicher]

Finchley East

 

[Smurfy]

Going on a heavier than air plane, I give you, Terminal 4.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Using the rarely used protocall normally reserved exclusively for the Royal Family of Lesotho, I'll say Alperton.

 

[Archie_tect]

MDB, throw a six....
Piccadilly Circus for a restart.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I don't need a 6, all I need to do is play the little used Stobbart's Theorem, thereby allowing the Overground on a normally Hexidecimal shot, so, as a result, I give you....

....Wandsworth Road (yes, I know!)!!





And yes, it really has taken me 6 months just to play that shot, but, hey, it was SO worth it, wasn't it??

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mornington Crescent - Like a bad smell, it is the thread that just wont go away!!

 

[Smurfy]

Mornington Crescent - Like a bad smell, it is the thread that just wont go away!!

You've just ended the game!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

You've just ended the game!

But I wasn't playing a move then, I mean, I wasn't even wearing my playing whites at the time!!

You wouldn't go to a Bingo hall and instantly win just because you were describing the game and just happened to say Bingo, now would you? (The last time I tried that, I got myself barred for causing so much disruption!!).

Besides, short of extraordinary circumstances (or the Ref has gone to the bog), you can't play consecutive shots anyway, you need to let your opponent(s) play first.

In fact, the only circumstance when this isn't necessary is if you are doing It Dogger Bank Style, in which case its a big free for all, and that NEVER end well, does it? Don't you remember the punch up the last time??!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Oh yeah, that's right, you can also do it if you urintate on the back offside leg of a Belgian who has newly lost their Virginity, but that is such an old and archaic rule that it is hardly ever used these days, Belgians or not!!

 

[TVC]

Are you playing or gossiping?

Ongar

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Are you playing or gossiping?

Ongar

I was waiting for someone else to pla..... Ok, I'll admit it, I was gossiping!!

See that Rocky Mountain and doing it Dogger Bank Style....?


Anyway, Ongar eh?? Hmmmmmmm....... Using a forward vertical airspeed thrust..... Goldhawk Road