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[alecstilleyedye]

can i be the one who subsequently turns out to be a love rat who's really married?

 

[Chuffy]

can i be the one who subsequently turns out to be a love rat who's really married?

Anything you want to tell us Alex, hmm?

 

[Aperitif]

can i be the one who subsequently turns out to be a love rat who's really married?

You can be the one in the dirty mac...

 

[spandex]

We could do it like Blind Date, and you could question the possible victims suitors publically. Who wants to be Cilla?

I am told I look very good in a dress

 

[Dave5N]

On the bright side, I'm back!

No bugger missed me I know. Except Longers, fair play to Longers who asked about the chips.

 

[wafflycat]

i think wafflycat would be the ideal candidate.

A role I would take seriously, after all, Arch must not be given anything sub-standard. In the interests of protecting Arch, at the very least I will need to subject each candidate to a *thorough physical examination*

 

[Tim Bennet.]

at the very least I will need to subject each candidate to a *thorough physical examination*

Shall I pop behind the screen, Matron?

 

[alecstilleyedye]

can i cycle in? if it's a tough route the 'cough' will come more naturally

 

[wafflycat]

Shall I pop behind the screen, Matron?

No dear. Just bend over and I'll do any popping that's necessary.

*rummages in toolkit for suitable implement*

 

[Tim Bennet.]

*rummages in toolkit for suitable implement*

Sorry Arch, but I'm going to withdraw my candidature.

 

[wafflycat]

*slaps latex gloves loudly*

Well, that's removed the first one who is too wimpy. It's only a Real Man that'll do for Arch!

*puts implement back in toolbox... for now*

 

[John Ponting]

I can always find something suitable in our product catalogue

http://www.henleysmed.com/contents/en-uk/d61.html

http://www.henleysmed.com/contents/en-uk/d212.html

with a suitable follow up

http://www.henleysmed.com/contents/en-uk/d464.html

maybe I should change company ?

 

[Hover Fly]

May I ask what a "X9516100 - PLUG-IN TRANSFORMER E 7" does? Or is it better not to know?

 

[John Ponting]

I'm told it helps get to the bottom of problems !

 

[NickM]

I'm told it helps get to the bottom of problems !

You're a colonic irrigation engineer?

Far out...