Milestones was a fail, lets try a foreign one, no English language signs or names😄

[HobbesOnTour]

How do you keep your panniers so clean

It's easy!

beginning to think that you are an armchair cyclist.

I never leave my armchair.

Now this was a milestone!

 

[iandg]

.....and pick up your dog poo on the way out!

 

[Alex H]

Is this right?

 

[Sallar55]

It's easy!


I never leave my armchair.

Now this was a milestone!
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Most cyclists would have the bike parked up against this sign? Remember a bike is required to be included in the image, as it proves you cycled. If its cropped just post the original image.

 

[Sallar55]

.....and pick up your dog poo on the way out!

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Are you going to give it an appropriate segment title for Strava. Stayed at a place in Andalusia where the first segment was called Dog poo lane.🫢

 

[Venod]

Most cyclists would have the bike parked up against this sign? Remember a bike is required to be included in the image, as it proves you cycled. If its cropped just post the original image.

There are a lot of rules to this thread.

 

[HobbesOnTour]

Most cyclists would have the bike parked up against this sign? Remember a bike is required to be included in the image, as it proves you cycled. If its cropped just post the original image.

Proof?
I think we take photos for very different reasons.
(And there is nothing in the thread title nor your OP about a bike being required.)

Here's a bridge. It could be used to get over oneself

And sometimes I don't use an armchair........

 

[Ming the Merciless]

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Proof?
I think we take photos for very different reasons.
(And there is nothing in the thread title nor your OP about a bike being required.)

Here's a bridge. It could be used to get over oneself
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And sometimes I don't use an armchair........
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The OP is probably under the bridge

 

[Sallar55]

Legs look a bit white for a cyclist😄 show us your tan line.
Or being Irish you don't take a tan?

 

[iandg]

 

[Alex321]

Legs look a bit white for a cyclist😄 show us your tan line.
Or being Irish you don't take a tan?

If you are genuinely doubting whether Hobbes is a cyclist, perhaps you should read at least some of this thread https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/t...stairs-laugh-just-tell-him-your-plans.254046/

 

[HobbesOnTour]

Legs look a bit white for a cyclist😄 show us your tan line.
Or being Irish you don't take a tan?
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Now you've just gone weird and a bit pervy

Adíos

If you are genuinely doubting whether Hobbes is a cyclist

I appreciate the sentiment but I've a feeling this has nothing to do with proof......

And, for the record, I don't consider myself much of a cyclist at all

 

[Sallar55]

If you are genuinely doubting whether Hobbes is a cyclist, perhaps you should read at least some of this thread https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/t...stairs-laugh-just-tell-him-your-plans.254046/

I was winding Hobbes on tour up. Its a cycling forum with the usual tit for tat and taking the piss. Just look at my last 2 milestones and kilometre threads. I could have asked why leave a South American summer to go touring in a European winter, but that would be too easy. Its one of the last great touring places to go . Peru ,Columbia, Bolivia , the Altiplano,old Routa 40, Argentina and chile wine regions , the lakes and last but not least the Carretera Austral and beyond.

 

[HobbesOnTour]

I was winding Hobbes on tour up

That's trolling.
It was also offensive. And you were told that.

You've thrown digs that I'm an armchair cyclist.
My panniers are too clean.
Dismissed my Nationality while insulting the other contributors
Told me what "most cyclists" would do
And you're still trying to put me down by questioning my decision making and where I chose to travel.

If, after all you have done on a bike, that is how you get your kicks I feel sorry for you.

Your behaviour on this thread is little more than bullying.

I don't understand the mentality of trying to drag someone else down.

You do you.

These are all taken within a few kms of my home.
Not a milestone to be seen yet all are "milestones" on my journey.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

I was winding Hobbes on tour up. Its a cycling forum with the usual tit for tat and taking the piss. Just look at my last 2 milestones and kilometre threads. I could have asked why leave a South American summer to go touring in a European winter, but that would be too easy. Its one of the last great touring places to go . Peru ,Columbia, Bolivia , the Altiplano,old Routa 40, Argentina and chile wine regions , the lakes and last but not least the Carretera Austral and beyond.

Where others have gone long before, you belatedly follow 😂🤣😅