Me tooth fell oot!

[yenrod]

...I dived into the shallow end.... (I was 14, probably trying to impress someone...)

Thats what happened to me - trying to impress someone on a downhill with a sharp left at the bottom, crap tyres - equals crash..

 

[red_tom]

Is it safe?

 

[Fnaar]

Unfortunately, my dentist wasn't called Phil McCavity. That would have pleased me no end!

 

[yenrod]

The only thing that 'does me' re dentists; is the needle - it, itself is ok but the pain of it going in

 

[Fnaar]

The only thing that 'does me' re dentists; is the needle - it, itself is ok but the pain of it going in

Moving away from dentistry, briefly, I once had to have an injection in the end of my willy (it's a long story...) And the woman administering it was my mum's next-door neighbour! (she was a nurse in the hospital, you understand, nothing recreational!!!) (She could never look me in the eyes, after that )

 

[rich p]

Moving away from dentistry, briefly, I once had to have an injection in the end of my willy (it's a long story...) And the woman administering it was my mum's next-door neighbour! (she was a nurse in the hospital, you understand, nothing recreational!!!) (She could never look me in the eyes, after that )

Eye, surely

 

[Fnaar]

Eye, surely

 

[ChrisKH]

Moving away from dentistry, briefly, I once had to have an injection in the end of my willy (it's a long story...) And the woman administering it was my mum's next-door neighbour! (she was a nurse in the hospital, you understand, nothing recreational!!!) (She could never look me in the eyes, after that )

Ditto, except my Mum couldn't bear to do the tugging when aforesaid member was stuck in a zip. So the next door neighbour did.......I wouldn't mind I was 17 at the time.







Alright, I was 7.

 

[goo_mason]

Moving away from dentistry, briefly, I once had to have an injection in the end of my willy (it's a long story...) And the woman administering it was my mum's next-door neighbour! (she was a nurse in the hospital, you understand, nothing recreational!!!) (She could never look me in the eyes, after that )

** faints **

 

[Hover Fly]

Fnaar, you've got to tell us, why? and is there anything we can do to avoid it for ourselves?

 

[Fnaar]

Fnaar, you've got to tell us, why? and is there anything we can do to avoid it for ourselves?

At the risk of grossing people out, it involved enthusiastic rumpy pumpy on a sandy beach, and a torn frenulum, thereby needing minor surgery/stitching. I shall leave the rest to your imagination, and move on....


(or were you asking about the tooth bit?)

 

[graham56]

At the risk of grossing people out, it involved enthusiastic rumpy pumpy on a sandy beach, and a torn frenulum, thereby needing minor surgery/stitching. I shall leave the rest to your imagination, and move on....


(or were you asking about the tooth bit?)

What? you mean to say you broke the banjo string

 

[Aperitif]

Fnaargh!

 

[tdr1nka]

I once had a biopsy taken by passing a needle down the length of my urethra.
The nurse assured me not to worry if I became aroused.

I also had my vasectomy under local anaesthetic, that was quite a funny experience.

 

[Dayvo]

I heard that people used to go to Hungary and elsewhere to get dentistry done on the cheap. Don't know if it still happens.

See if Aperitif'll give you a 'mates' rates'!