Maxims to live your life by

[Ming the Merciless]

Understand where your boundaries are and if people overstep them then let them know.

 

[Dec66]

A man's got to know his limitations.

 

[Chris S]

If a woman says, "Correct me if I'm wrong ..." then under no circumstances do it.

 

[Drago]

Treat others as you believe they would have treated you if they'd punched you first.

 

[Dogtrousers]

Treat others as you they would treat you if they were treating you how they would like to be treated.

 

[Gunk]

keep your friends close and your enemies closer

 

[Dec66]

Before making fried eggs, give them a vigorous shake.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Go ride your bike today, it’ll be raining tomorrow

 

[Bristolian]

If at first you don’t succeed give up cheat.

There, I fixed that for you

 

[Venod]

Never dance if the bars still open.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

A man's got to know his limitations.

If in doubt his wife will give details

 

[swee'pea99]

Don't put off till tomorrow what you can put off till the day after tomorrow.

 

[Gunk]

Don't put off till tomorrow what you can put off till the day after tomorrow.

You know my son then

 

[Gwylan]

If you want it to stay a secret don't share it with anyone.

Always assume you might have to explain your actions.

 

[Drago]

Keep your friends close and your enemies tied and gagged in the boot of a car on the way to the crushers.