Maxims to live your life by

[colly]

Oh boy. Third post so now I've gotta say something. What's with the Merc bashing! I've run one for years and had zero, count them, zero, problems. Ditto with BMWs and anything else I've had.

What does everyone do with their cars that have all these problems!

I've never had a Merc. Just relating what l was told. I'm not into motors particularly but l would run something really nice if l could afford one. Hence l run a 15 year old Ford Galaxy and tbh its a great car. It will eventually need replacing but for possibly 4000 miles a year l really have no need of a fancy motor.

 

[Punkawallah]

Never start a land war in Asia.*

(*other regions may also apply, in these Changed Times)

Or go head to head with a Sicilian when death is on the line!

 

[Ming the Merciless]

It was a nice car to drive, it chugged along unstoppably.

Brakes failed?

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Your workplace doesn’t love you, treat them accordingly

 

[BrumJim]

You won't find the answer to life in the General Chat section of a cycling forum.

 

[richardfm]

Your workplace doesn’t love you, treat them accordingly

Remember that HR is there to ensure the company doesn't fall foul of employment law and to minimise employment costs.
They work for the company not you.

 

[richardfm]

You won't find the answer to life in the General Chat section of a cycling forum.

It's 42 isn't it,?

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Sometimes you have to hug the people you don't like so you know how big a hole to dig.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff.

 

[Rusty Nails]

He who laughs last is a bit slow on the uptake.

 

[Chris S]

He who laughs last has the slowest broadband.

 

[BrumJim]

It's 42 isn't it,?

I'm hoping it is in 'Bikes & Buying Advice - What Bike?', or, if not, the Classifieds section.

 

[Gwylan]

A couple I was told on turning 50:

Never waste a stiffy. And never trust a fart.

Or miss the chance for a leak

 

[pawl]

If all around you are loosing their heads you probably don’t understand what’s happening
If at first you don’t succeed give up.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

You won't find the answer to life in the General Chat section of a cycling forum.

Have you seen reply #42