Maxims to live your life by

[roubaixtuesday]

Don't be a dick

 

[Dogtrousers]

Don't be a dick

Now you tell me.

It's a bit late for me now.

 

[Profpointy]

Don't be a dick

That is pretty much the golden rule.
If only religions stuck to that rather than murdering each other over trivial doctrinal differences

 

[Oldhippy]

As much as possible try and do it right the first time.

 

[Drago]

Do unto others, but do it first.

 

[Moon bunny]

Eat like an adult.

 

[Yellow Fang]

Pull up to the bumper, baby, in your long, black limousine.

 

[Yellow Fang]

That is pretty much the golden rule.
If only religions stuck to that rather than murdering each other over trivial doctrinal differences

What, do you call transubstantiation trivial?

 

[Yellow Fang]

It is better to be a hypocrite than to be ostracised.

 

[Yellow Fang]

If you follow the prescribed procedure then you cannot be blamed if it does not work out well.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

If you come into possession of a second hand Turdis, do not fark about with history

 

[geocycle]

A gentleman, is one who knows how to play the bagpipes but chooses not to.

 

[geocycle]

A pessimist is just an optimist with experience.

 

[Yellow Fang]

Always check which way the wind is blowing before venturing a potentially unpopular opinion.

 

[Grant Fondo]

Always have fried bread with a full english.